soul_campaign | Duodécima ⚜ Roda [February 26th, afternoon; video]

Good afternoon, Death City...!

[Fabiola's settled onto one of the swings in the park, and is rocking back and forth as she waves at the screen. It's likely disorienting as all get-out, but she... probably doesn't know that. Damn 90s kids and their lack of webcam etiquette. She stops swinging when she starts to talk though, so that's good, right?]

As it seems to be a month for asking questions, I was wondering- there are plenty of residents here that would be considered Aliens- that is, extraterrestrials, from other planets and the like. Would some of you mind terribly telling me about the places where you are from? I am- [~~kind of a sci-fi nerd--~~]- quite interested in learning about what kind of civilizations occur on other planets.

[She rocks back and forth slightly again, and then taps her chin with a gloved finger, thinking.]

And on an unrelated note- does anyone know anything about painting murals? Or taking care of chickens? The two are quite unrelated, but I thought if anything, someone who knows something about either of them might know catch sight of this.

[Seriously, there is a ninja chicken overtaking a corner of her living room, DC. Help.]

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Well... if it helps at all, you certainly do not look like one?

That hasn't stopped people in the past. [he pinches the bridge of his nose]

Why would they continue to call you such, then?

Because they're absolutely insane. Nothing you say to them gets through, they're that deranged.

Well now, that is a bit rude to say about anyone, sir. If they are stubborn in that regard the best thing to do is simply ignore them.

No, because they don't go away. They keep showing up at the worst time and trying, trying to touch me and take off my shirt and. It really is that bad.

Um... Are you certain they are not simply trying to get a reaction out of you?

I'm sure. They're trying to get my shirt off.

But... why?

[She is so confused right now Mister Monk.]

They were convinced I didn't have a belly button.

[that's typical for a conversation with him]

I do not think then, that they understand how people are meant to work.

I think that was the whole point.

But... why would they not simply ask instead of trying to do something so... invasive?

Because they're absolutely out of their minds.

Well, I can at least assure you that I have no plans of doing any such thing.

You better not. There's enough awful things to deal with here without having to worry about that.

I will not, really. Though perhaps you should speak to the authorities about those who have been giving you trouble.

Everyone is giving me trouble. It's nothing new.

If it is so easy to upset you then they will persist. You may have to try and act like it does not bother you.

Why would I do that? It does bother me.

What I mean is, if they enjoy making you uncomfortable, then acting like you are not bothered may make them stop.

They're not doing it to spite me. Probably.

They're doing it because they can't understand how to function correctly.

Well if they will not listen when you ask them to stop, and you do not wish to pretend it does not bother you, then I have no clue what else to suggest.

They should just keep themselves away from me, where I don't have to think about them.

Can you avoid them yourself?

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