Video | 001 Sonic Rainboom | June 7th

[wonderdash]

[The device is held between Rainbow Dash’s teeth. It was not very hoof friendly! She dropped it and then looked into the camera lens]

Hello? Is anypony there? Where the hay am I? Pinkie Pie, is this another one of your pranks? Ha-ha very funny.

[She huffed, blowing her rainbow colored mane out of her face]

And where did these weird looking two legged creatures come from?

Comments

[video]

[redregrets]

Oh my god. It's a hoofbeast. A talking fucking hoofbeast. _{[Well, he's seen weirder.]} You're in Death City. Didn't you go on the tour?

[wonderdash]

What did you call me?!

[redregrets]

A hoofbeast. A beast. With hooves. Because that's what you are. Or at least that's what we called your breed where I'm from I have no idea what the fuck you call yourselves.

[wonderdash]

I'm a Pegasus-- and an awesome one at that! What the hay are you?

[redregrets]

A Pegasus, okay great. I'm a troll. No, I don't live under any bridges. Yes, I am an alien, thanks.

[wonderdash]

An alien?! Whoa! Twilight won't believe this. You're not secretly Discord are you? Because I'm totally ready to kick your butt if I have to.

[redregrets]

Considering I have no idea what the fuck Discord is, I'm going to say no. ...Kick my butt? Really? How old are you, again? 2? _{[Karkat you can't talk you're 15 years old.]}

[wonderdash]

Pfft. Nice manners. You don't have to be so rude.

[redregrets]

I don't have to. You're right. But I am, so deal with it.

lol, sorry XD

[wonderdash]

You know how Rainbow Dash deals with somepony who is rude?

[click]

haha no worries

[redregrets]

_{[Yeah, no, that's not happening he's calling you back sorry Rainbow Dash.]} Wow, fuck you, I'm trying to help you out here.

Wow, never had anyone call back! <3

[wonderdash]

Think you could be a little nicer about it?

He's a persistent little bugger.

[redregrets]

...Fine. Do you have any currency? Do you even know what that is?

[wonderdash]

Of course I do! [She isn't stupid]

[redregrets]

Okay, so, you can probably exchange what ever the fuck you have. Maybe? You'll have to get a job sooner or later though. The easiest way is going on missions, but that requires finding a partner.

[wonderdash]

A partner, huh. That should be easy. Who wouldn't want to pair up with me?

[redregrets]

_{[Him for one. But he won't mention it.]} I'd recommend finding someone your personality is compatible with. Otherwise, resonating might be difficult. After that, you can go on missions with your partner and kick some serious ass. If you feel like it. If not, you can get a job somewhere.

[wonderdash]

[Pfft, a job!] I guess every hero needs a cool sidekick. Not as cool as the hero though.

[redregrets]

Haha, sure, okay. That's one way of looking at it. You probably should find out whether you're a meister or a weapon if you haven't. If you're a weapon, then you should probably look for someone who has experience with your weapon type, if you can.

[wonderdash]

What're you?

[redregrets]

I'm a weapon. A sickle, actually. It's actually pretty awesome.

[wonderdash]

So you're a farming tool? Pfft-hahaha!

[redregrets]

No I'm a versatile close range weapon most commonly used by the threshecutioners, one of the coolest and badass members of the Alternian military.

[wonderdash]

The who and the what-now?

[redregrets]

Okay, Alternia is where I'm from. My hope planet. Or, was my planet.

Threshecutioners were these awesome guys that made sure no one was stupid and messed around in things they weren't supposed to.