001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

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[nauticalnightmare]

no
alternia wwasnt vvery big on it for obvvious reasons

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[diedforyoursins]

"Obvious reasons"? You make it sound like anything pleasurable was outlawed simply because those in charge disliked happiness.

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[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale wwe had some but it wwasnt vvery popular is wwhat im sayin
big thing for entertainment for me back in the day wwas flarpin
wwhich wwas basically a game that ended in the death a your opponents if you wwanted
vvris wwould take the trolls to feed to her lusus an i wwould take the trolls lusus to feed to fefs lusus
after she stopped playin wwith me an i had no one else to play wwith i just had to take up the job a huntin them dowwn wwhen i needed to

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[diedforyoursins]

I suppose I should not be surprised by the bloodthirsty nature of your games, given everything else you have told me of your world. But I do not know what to suggest to you when you insist on being so defeatist about all of this.

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[nauticalnightmare]

i could fuckin try human music
just cause i havvent before doesnt mean i wwont if youre suggestin it

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[diedforyoursins]

That is better. I am sure there is somewhere to obtain recordings here, and perhaps instruments if you would prefer the more creative half of it. I do not know what music was like where you come from, but I can at least say that human tastes are wide and varied -- surely there will be something you enjoy.

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[nauticalnightmare]

ill look into it around towwn an see wwhat i think

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[diedforyoursins]

Let me know how it goes, or if you would like help.

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[nauticalnightmare]

ill be shore to keep you updated kaww

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[diedforyoursins]

[good thing this is text right now, because he is sort of grinning like mad over that goofy little nickname there. and even he knows that's a pretty weird thing to be excited about but hey, never had a nickname before. it just feels genuinely friendly.]