[Yeah, he's switching over to audio for this one. His accent is just as bad as the way he types.]

Ewen if there wwere, wwhat's it to you? An' you didn't answwer my fuckin' question. Wwhy the fuck wwould you be proud a somethin' as stupid as a book for a form? You just gawe yourself out as bein' completely fuckin' useless in battle, good luck findin' any meister stupid enough to go for somethin' like that.

Then again, the humans around here can be pretty fuckin' pathetic at times so you might get lucky.