Video | January 25th | Evening

[spandexisyouth]

[The device is turned on to show a cheerful Gai. There’s some flour in his hair for an unknown reason and he seems unaware of it, or uncaring.]

Chipotle is not really spicy at all, is it?

[Kakashi's voice comes from off-screen, not far from the device. He's probably working next to Gai in the kitchen.]

Anything is 'not really spicy' to you.

[Gai looks off to the side.]

But this pepper especially is not very spicy! I am sure! I do not see why we cannot put some in dinner!

[An audible sigh from Kakashi.]

Obito will side with me. Two to one, you're outvoted, Gai-kun.

[Gai straightens, looking defiant.]

I am quite certain that Obito is up to dealing with spices! And I am asking the city, not just him! Perhaps you should build up your tolerance!

[A pause.]

The city isn't eating your food. We are. And we'd like to live through dinner.

[Gai sighs, looking down at the food.]

It would not kill you. Especially something this mild! It should not even... Very well.

[Gai steps away from the screen to put the peppers back in the fridge.]

[Kakashi moves into the frame just enough to be seen for a moment, before blocking the camera with his hand. The visual may be blocked, but the audio is not. The tone of his voice is playful and somewhat suggestive.]

I promise to make it up to you later.

[Gai’s voice is on the quiet side, but it’s no longer disappointed, not at all. If anything, it’s rather warm.]

Ah. I... Good. Then I would not mind dinner being... very mild.

[A bit of a chuckle from Kakashi.]

Dinner has to be Obito-friendly. Dessert-- [He stops abruptly and his hand moves away from the camera slightly.] You should really turn the communicator off.

We were-- I was asking-- [In the middle of verbally flailing Gai gets the communicator. There’s a glance at his face - his cheeks are red - and then it’s off.]

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[heretolookhot]

You guys are so domestic. It's a little gross.

[permavid]

[ink_nin]

[Oh hey, it's Sai's favorite sensei.
Ok, his only sensei. And Gai.]

I am not sure that it is actually possible to make something so spicy that it could kill you, Kakasi-sensei. Unless you are allergic to the ingrediants, of course.

[A pause]

Gai-sensei why are you blushing?

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[thatkindofscum]

[Obito has been ignoring the DEMISE network since his talk with his cousin earlier that day in an attempt at keeping a low profile so Kakashi wouldn't find out. So he had stuck to his room until now, when his nose told him that dinner was on the way.

Walking into the kitchen, Obito makes his way to the counter, intent on the peppers Gai had laid out there.]

These things any good?

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[forbearanced]

[DOES NOT NOTICE HOMO SUBTEXT but!]

Gai-dono. I was not aware that you cook.

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[thewarisover]

[Oho.]

It's nice to see my Zone Leaders getting along so well.

[He's in a good mood. It's his birthday: go figure.]

[nofarplaneyet]

At least you're opting for something milder than that curry you almost killed me with. *teasing*

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[nolicenseyet]

[Ahhhh, so this was her other Zone Leader.]

I don't think spicy food can kill people.

two days later ):

[weaponry]

[ DAD

OTHER DAD

CUT IT OUT. Tenten just squirms a bit uncomfortably that Guy-sensei and Kakashi-sensei are being suggestive. The thought of her sensei in any type of romantic relationship is just one that Tenten has never thought about. Kakashi's statements just brought wrong images that should never be imagined. ]

Well, that - uh. [ She's not sure what to say here. ] It's an ingenius way to get your way, Kakashi-sensei. [ The second those words leave her mouth her eyes surge open and her hands quickly cover her mouth. Great.

More innuendo. ]

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[moirailcompass]

[CUTE. SO CUTE. SHIP SHIP SHIP.]

Hi Gai! And you must be Kakashi, right?