Fear not, I'll go as undetected as possible during my stretch down the hall.
[several hours later there will be a discreet knock at the door of 8E. there is a large basket neatly sitting in front of the apartment, its owner just barely visible as she turns the corner.
tucked away inside is a healthy amount of fresh produce and juice as well as squid and octopus, tentacles ready to be whipped up into a tasty meal. probably. hey, it's edible and not pre-packaged! nobody said anything about sarcasm not being allowed to leak into the menu choices.
you're welcome, man. be glad she didn't include the pig's feet like that she contemplating.]
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[several hours later there will be a discreet knock at the door of 8E. there is a large basket neatly sitting in front of the apartment, its owner just barely visible as she turns the corner.
tucked away inside is a healthy amount of fresh produce and juice as well as squid and octopus, tentacles ready to be whipped up into a tasty meal. probably. hey, it's edible and not pre-packaged! nobody said anything about sarcasm not being allowed to leak into the menu choices.
you're welcome, man. be glad she didn't include the pig's feet like that she contemplating.]