Mission Log 1 [Video]

[sixthdeadliest]

[The feed flicks on to show a man with dark green sunglasses gazing skeptically into the communicator. He's seen a lot of craziness over the past five years and had to swallow it as the new normal, but a mirror as a communicator? This is a stretch for him and he's not quite sure he buys it.]

I'm trying to locate a map of Shibusen specifically, but I can't find out where it's listed in the GPS. [He's not the most technology-savvy, but at least he's familiar with the basic functionality of these "communicators".] Any assistance would be welcome, particularly in finding the library.

[If he's going to fight in someone else's war, he wants to know what he's dealing with. Fighting blind was the fastest way to get yourself killed.]

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[hairsparkles]

[ The feed flickers to life with only the sight of a hat. For those who may have met Dawn when she was in Death City before, this might look familiar. Or maybe it doesn't. Either way, there's some small giggling before the camera backs up a little, revealing a blue haired girl in a teeny skirt. ]

Oops.

Sorry about that, everyone! I didn't mean to have the camera up so close...

[ After scratching the back of her head nervously, she gives her best serious face. ]

Anyway. I've been here before, and it seems that the BREW brought me back in. It sure has been a while! Though I wish it didn't bring me in the middle of a sandstorm!

[ But then she realizes that there's something really important she has to ask. Clasping her hands together in some sort of prayer, she puts her own wishes and hopes on several of her questions. ]

Um... I was wondering if anyone here knew Ash or Brock? I don't know if they're still here, but if you know them, and they're still here, could you tell them I'm here? It's really important! They're my friends, and even though time supposedly doesn't pass at home, I don't know if they're here. For all I know, they could have already left!

... Oh, right! My name is Dawn, and I'm a meister! I'm pretty sure I'm a meister since that's what I was last time. So if anyone needs a meister, you can definitely count on me!

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March 1: Enter One Shining Example of Supreme Legendary Awesomeness [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Why hello, everyone. Now that I’ve come to the realization that I have not, in fact, been kidnapped by the Chinese, I think it’s time for a proper introduction.

I am Barney Stinson. Some have called me great. Others? Mighty. Noble. Dignified. Virile. Humble, because I will so willingly drop to my knees in the presence of true physical perfection.

Speaking of which... upon arriving, I haven’t turned a blind eye to how many perfect female forms exist in Life City! I’m calling it Life City because I’m here now, because I am the life of the party, and nothing kills a boner like a pile of actual bones. Not to mention all this sand. That stuff chafes, if you know what I mean.

That being said.... ladies. If you do happen to be mourning or missing someone, let’s meet at the Bitch’s Brew tonight at 8:00. I’ll listen to anything that might come out of your mouth... and maybe later on, I’ll put something of my own in it. High five!

In the meantime, can some sophisticated bro tell me where I can get a rush-job on a tailored, high-quality suit? That is priority numero uno. Because I arrived dressed as a very awesome robot, but I'm not wearing that to the bar tonight unless someone can guarantee that a hot tinfoil fetishist is going to be there.