[Text] Letters to Betty ; 17th May || FILTERED FROM ALL HOMESTUCKS and RAMZA

[bowdown]

My dear Death City.
By this means I come to introduce my shop, Betty Crocker Bakery. In my universe, Betty Crocker has been a cultural icon and part of families’ food traditions—not to mention a trusted source for recipes and homemaking know-how—for more than 90 years. We have to offer dozens of different cakes and pastries at affordable prices and we are sure you will be to find one that is perfect for you and for your family.

You may have already found our cakes at Hikan Café, Doctor Franken Stein Classes and Morning Training for Guests Breakfast, and now you may find even more freshly baked cakes, sweet treats and pastries.
See our inventory, order through the communicator and pickup at the Bakery.


Your opinion is very important to us, so please, do not hesitate to contact Betty Crocker. But you may also come to us to learn; great cooks had to learn, and so can you. Find answers to all your 'how do you do that' questions with helpful tips, or ask for aid for cooking emergencies. We also would like to extend our hand to anyone who would like to form a pleasant business affiliation with our bakery, or to anyone who would like to join our bakery as an employee; we are currently looking for bakers, cashiers, busboy/janitors, but also for cooks and baristas.


I would also like to ask for your help, Death City. Because we focus on homemaking food, we feel that it’s important for us to bring part of your home back to life here in Death City. Recipes for your worlds, from your land and from your universes are most welcome and we would like to try bringing them to life. And you will be the only judge; if it pleases you, we will be happy to re-create your dish and share it with the rest of the city.


And finally, a simple inquiry, what is your favorite dish and your favorite baked good.


Thank you for your time and please, do not hesitate to ask any question you might have. I deeply appreciate your help. For it, I thank you.
Cordially yours,

Betty Crocker.

[ ooc: I'm sorry I had to filter this from all HS characters, but Condesce doesn't want anyone interfering with her business. And Ramza was filtered because Condesce remembers he was Meenah's weapon during the showdown that didn't happen in the end. Again, I'm sorry about this. ]