[Sorry, Stein, you're stuck with a horde of angry trolls who constantly try to kill each other. Have fun. For a moment she's just staring into the video feed. Is that a screw through his head or is everyone here batshit crazy?]

That's how I got this hat, albeit the lady seemed friendly beside wanting to shove me into any piece of clothing she could find.

[She cringes. That awful purple dress that the lady tried to stuff her in. . .terrible memories of grandma prints. The little device pings when the file shows up, the camera shifts around briefly while she clicks to save]

For the file I give thanks but don't you think a women deserves a drink before you ask for her blood, Dr. Stein? [A smirk appears on her blue lips] Tell you what; I'll answer all the questions you may have or simply give you my blood for three outfits and a drink. I think that's fair.

[You're bartering with a pirate. She'll swindle you out of house and home.]