[it's a good thing this isn't a good time for tangents, because otherwise he might want to pursue that whole "god" thing and that's already lead to debates in the past.]
If he does show up, then you can simply laugh with relief and scold him. But until then, doing something productive will feel better. Would you like help searching for him?
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If he does show up, then you can simply laugh with relief and scold him. But until then, doing something productive will feel better. Would you like help searching for him?