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soul_campaign2012-02-25 08:32 pm
starfruitfrog) wrote in soul_campaign2012-02-25 08:32 pm
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episode 013 [video ; January 28th, morning]
[The feed turns on to show the round green face that had showed up just yesterday on the network. In drag, no less. No kimonos this time, though. In the background is the hallway of Death City Heights.]
The dumpling party will be tonight, and anyone can come, just...
[Suddenly he stops, hand on the doorknob as a shiver runs through him. What was that? Why were his spider senses tingling?
More importantly, when did he start having spider senses?!]
Kero? Must be my imagination, de arimasu.
[He turns the doorknob. Inside the apartment, there is a giant, brightly coloured present box with a card attached. It says in big letters, ‘For Keroro’.
Okay. That was suspicious. Did they order something? But it was a giant, brightly coloured box. A giant, brightly coloured present box. And it was for him! Maybe it was a 1:12 RX-78-2 to go with his Zaku?! He takes one step towards it, then--
It’s a bit difficult to describe what happens next, but there a sound like string rubbing against something and Keroro’s surprised scream. The image moves and shakes until the communicator falls to the ground and you see that Keroro’s been strung up from the ceiling upside-down.]
KEROOOOOOO! Wh-What happened? A burglar? Kidnapper? SCIENTIST?!
[A red foot obscures Keroro for a moment before whoever it was walks past the communicator completely. The communicator is angled so you can’t see the newcomer, but the communicator picks up his voice easily enough. Keroro twists from side to side, looking as if he’s trying to turn around and see his assailant.]
This was a test, Keroro, and you failed. Hn. I thought being back in a warzone would reawaken your soldier’s spirit but--
Is it a dog? A talking dog? Oh my god, it’s a talking dog and it wants to eat me, de arimasu!! D-Don’t eat me, I don’t even know you, de arimasu!
[Afrog alien just like Keroro except red walks up to the tied up Keroro and into view.]
Oi, Keroro. It’s me.
I-It knows my name! The burglar-scientist knows my name, de arimasu! Whyyyyyyyy?!
[Giroro visibly twitched before reaching out and grabbing Keroro and turning him around so they faced each other and he can scream in his face properly.]
You idiot!! It’s me!
WAAAA-- Kero?
Giroro? When did you get a new job, de arimasu? Burglars get sent to jail, de arimasu. I won’t post bail for you if that happens, de arimasu.
[He twitched again (Giroro, you should really get that looked at...). Then he grabbed Keroro by the front and started to shake him.]
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BURGLAR!?
((ooc: Keroro is this colour and Giroro is this colour. Much threadjacking and stupidity will happen in this post.))
The dumpling party will be tonight, and anyone can come, just...
[Suddenly he stops, hand on the doorknob as a shiver runs through him. What was that? Why were his spider senses tingling?
More importantly, when did he start having spider senses?!]
Kero? Must be my imagination, de arimasu.
[He turns the doorknob. Inside the apartment, there is a giant, brightly coloured present box with a card attached. It says in big letters, ‘For Keroro’.
Okay. That was suspicious. Did they order something? But it was a giant, brightly coloured box. A giant, brightly coloured present box. And it was for him! Maybe it was a 1:12 RX-78-2 to go with his Zaku?! He takes one step towards it, then--
It’s a bit difficult to describe what happens next, but there a sound like string rubbing against something and Keroro’s surprised scream. The image moves and shakes until the communicator falls to the ground and you see that Keroro’s been strung up from the ceiling upside-down.]
KEROOOOOOO! Wh-What happened? A burglar? Kidnapper? SCIENTIST?!
[A red foot obscures Keroro for a moment before whoever it was walks past the communicator completely. The communicator is angled so you can’t see the newcomer, but the communicator picks up his voice easily enough. Keroro twists from side to side, looking as if he’s trying to turn around and see his assailant.]
This was a test, Keroro, and you failed. Hn. I thought being back in a warzone would reawaken your soldier’s spirit but--
Is it a dog? A talking dog? Oh my god, it’s a talking dog and it wants to eat me, de arimasu!! D-Don’t eat me, I don’t even know you, de arimasu!
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Oi, Keroro. It’s me.
I-It knows my name! The burglar-scientist knows my name, de arimasu! Whyyyyyyyy?!
[Giroro visibly twitched before reaching out and grabbing Keroro and turning him around so they faced each other and he can scream in his face properly.]
You idiot!! It’s me!
WAAAA-- Kero?
Giroro? When did you get a new job, de arimasu? Burglars get sent to jail, de arimasu. I won’t post bail for you if that happens, de arimasu.
[He twitched again (Giroro, you should really get that looked at...). Then he grabbed Keroro by the front and started to shake him.]
WHO ARE YOU CALLING A BURGLAR!?
((ooc: Keroro is this colour and Giroro is this colour. Much threadjacking and stupidity will happen in this post.))