Are you shitting me? As soon as I got here, I had to get my stupid crew of nerds and wigglers back under control, it was basic screaming pandemonium until I took over again. The only thing more impressive than my extensive grasp of the romantic sciences is my ability to get that a bunch of pathetic clotpanned assholes to step in line.

[yeah he... doesn't believe that so much anymore, but she doesn't need to know.]