But that means you still want to talk to me despite how unpleasant it is, hehe.

That's true, I don't know you, but it's not like I'm judging you or anything. I still think you're an okay guy. It'd be nice to get to know you better though. Maybe once I do, then I'll understand how inferior I actually am. [He says that with complete honesty.]

...you're going to weld a bowl to the wall to impale yourself with? Or did you mean a spoon? I don't know if either of those will actually work, but if that's really the way you want to go, I'm not going to stop you.