soul_campaign | 008 ☠ video (February 19th)

[ Filtered to everyone BUT Okita Mitsuba, Takasugi Shinsuke, and Kawakami Bansai ]

Okita Sougo speaking. I believe Hijikata-san either committed seppuku or is in the process of committing seppuku, so please congratulate me on my promotion to vice commander of the Shinsengumi. I've been waiting my whole life for his death, so this is a pretty big day. He probably owns nothing but mayo, but if you want to raid his apartment for free things, you have my permission.

[ He does his best to look professional, never once breaking his stoic poker face while he speaks so nonchalantly about a death that hasn't happened -- tch. ]

But the main point of this network post is something a bit more important and serious. If Death the Kid's wish was to build an army of very ill, non-combatant meisters and weapons, he should have left my sister out of it. However, she wasn't, and because of this I'm taking up contributions right now to help make things easier for her. Unfortunately, I'm of limited funds and it will be a bit before Hitsugaya and I can go out on a mission. Because of this, I've compiled a list of items we need that will help make this transition easier for her.

[ He lifts a sheet of paper and begins reading. ]

Money is always appreciated. We have to eat, after all. A humidifier was also recommended, but while we're at it, I think an air purifier would be helpful too. Allergy medications. Pain medications. Cough syrup, probably tabasco flavored if you can find it. The hottest hot sauce out there, aneue likes spicy foods. Extra blankets. Warm clothes for a girl. Feminine hygiene products. A bed for Casualty Communal 12A because apparently the one in there mysteriously vanished. Hijikata's head mounted on a plaque -- bonus points if he's making a stupid face. A bintendo owee -- or what is it called here? Deathtendo? Dietendo? Aneue needs challenging games to occupy most of her indoor time. A bazooka. Aneue expressed interest in learning how to fire one. Some porn -- Hitsugaya needs something to do when aneue and I want to spend time alone together. Just for reference, he tends to like sadist stuff -- girl on girl or guy on girl. I don't think a big screen tv for the bedroom would hurt anything either. And that's all I can think of right now.

Any contribution to the Save-an-Okita fund would be much appreciated. Thank you, Death City, and goodnight. [ even though it's afternoon ]

[ Filtered TO Okita Mitsuba ]

[ Moe mode is on. ]

Aneue, aneue, aneue! You won't believe how generous the people of Death City are!

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Don't give a shit. Get the items yourself.

Your two cents is noted, and I raise it my own level of don't give a shit.

Oh? It's good that we have an understanding then!

[It was quite possible Winters would've gotten somebody else to do something for him too, but he didn't have to agree.]

I might be able to get that head on a plaque for you though.

He lives in Casualty Communal 1M. Like I mentioned before, he could be dead already so it's just a matter of separating the head and a little bit of taxidermy.

Hmmmm got it.

[He apparently seemed serious enough as he wrote down the information.]

That shouldn't be a problem. It would be better if he was dead first then they can't really pin his death on me.

[He might or might not be joking. It would be difficult to tell.]

I'm holding out hope that he is. I haven't seen him since Valentine's Day, which should be plenty of time for his corpse to be stinking up his apartment.

The guy's more like a cockroach than a man, though -- hard to kill and attracted to shit.

Cockroaches can still die though. A challenge is a challenge. Too many of those cockroach types around here. Too much vermin.

You can bet that if he isn't did already that he will be in time like pretty much every other person here will be soon enough.

Oh? Is that your goal? Just kill everyone until you're the only one left?

That wouldn't be any fun at all. Even if cockroaches are annoying, they are necessary to some degree. Somebody has to be the fodder for these enemies we have to fight. A few cockroaches disappearing here and there won't make a difference if that BREW shit keeps taking them and bringing more in.

Maybe not, but his death would make the world a better place. It's just unfortunate because I don't think even the kishin eggs want to eat his shitty soul.

Fair enough. What does this guy do anyways to earn such a repulsive reputation?

Exists.

Good enough reason for me. I'll see what I can do if I end up doing that for you.

Excellent. Glad to see there are fellow sadists around. If BREW brought in more, maybe this war would be won by now.

That's what I have been trying to tell people, but they don't believe me. They think BREW is only doing what what it can.

I say it's a waste for who is brings here. A bunch of fucking pansies and a couple of useful people won't be enough.

Probably just wants to prolong the fight like any good drama. Gets more entertainment out of watching us struggle and forcing us to interact for waay too many seasons.

Or maybe it's just waiting for you to change your hairstyle. Who knows.

If I was able to just sit back and watch without having to kill something for myself then it would be interesting to watch.

Ha! Then I guess this war will never end!

You could try a mohawk.

That wouldn't be too hard with this hairstyle. I'll I have to do that at some point.

Make sure you use enough gel that you can impale someone if you try to headbutt them.

I wish it was that fucking easy to impale people! Good luck with your list though. I'm gonna go find something to do.

Thanks. Good luck with your mohawk.

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