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[Welcome, everyone! You might be wondering: What’s happening? Is this another weird frog thing again?

Well, that’s a good question! In fact, if the paper letters stapled to the sky-blue background are any indication, this is a place where you can ask all of your questions! And someone is actually going to answer them.

KERO-SAN’S MAGICAL QUESTION JOURNEY~


non-IC cut for length )
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[There is a very serious man on the screen, looking slightly delirious]

Hijikata Toushirou speaking. I am in the process of committing seppuku, so please congratulate on the promotion to vice commander of the Shinsengumi to this stray dog that I found on the street. I own nothing valuable but mayo, but if you want to raid the apartment for free things after I'm gone, you have my permission.

[pause]

By the way, I hate this place.
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[Greetings, Death City! Here is one of those weird frogs again, making your life a more interesting place. (While at the same time attempting to liberate your hard-earned Death Dollars from your wallet.

He's the owner of a shop. It's what he does.)

Keroro gives the network his best, 'Look at me I'm a professional' smile while sitting behind Metokkori R's cash register.]


Hello, Death City! This is Sergeant Keroro, here to announce the grand re-opening of the Hikan Tea Shop, de arimasu. Due to Tomoe-dono's return, Bakura-dono gave the shop to me to take care of in their place, de arimasu. In order to live up to their expectations, I've decided to bring new life into it, to give you a new and much improved: Hikan Cafe!

At the moment, it is still closed and missing a few employees, but it's grand re-opening will be on the 22nd. I look forward to seeing all of you there with all of your family and friends, de arimasu! If you're interested in working for us, you can contact me or Eve-dono and we can set up an interview, de arimasu.

Ah. I almost forgot.

OOC-cut for length and key-chains. )
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[ Filtered to everyone BUT Okita Mitsuba, Takasugi Shinsuke, and Kawakami Bansai ]

Okita Sougo speaking. I believe Hijikata-san either committed seppuku or is in the process of committing seppuku, so please congratulate me on my promotion to vice commander of the Shinsengumi. I've been waiting my whole life for his death, so this is a pretty big day. He probably owns nothing but mayo, but if you want to raid his apartment for free things, you have my permission.

[ He does his best to look professional, never once breaking his stoic poker face while he speaks so nonchalantly about a death that hasn't happened -- tch. ]

But the main point of this network post is something a bit more important and serious. If Death the Kid's wish was to build an army of very ill, non-combatant meisters and weapons, he should have left my sister out of it. However, she wasn't, and because of this I'm taking up contributions right now to help make things easier for her. Unfortunately, I'm of limited funds and it will be a bit before Hitsugaya and I can go out on a mission. Because of this, I've compiled a list of items we need that will help make this transition easier for her.

[ He lifts a sheet of paper and begins reading. ]

Money is always appreciated. We have to eat, after all. A humidifier was also recommended, but while we're at it, I think an air purifier would be helpful too. Allergy medications. Pain medications. Cough syrup, probably tabasco flavored if you can find it. The hottest hot sauce out there, aneue likes spicy foods. Extra blankets. Warm clothes for a girl. Feminine hygiene products. A bed for Casualty Communal 12A because apparently the one in there mysteriously vanished. Hijikata's head mounted on a plaque -- bonus points if he's making a stupid face. A bintendo owee -- or what is it called here? Deathtendo? Dietendo? Aneue needs challenging games to occupy most of her indoor time. A bazooka. Aneue expressed interest in learning how to fire one. Some porn -- Hitsugaya needs something to do when aneue and I want to spend time alone together. Just for reference, he tends to like sadist stuff -- girl on girl or guy on girl. I don't think a big screen tv for the bedroom would hurt anything either. And that's all I can think of right now.

Any contribution to the Save-an-Okita fund would be much appreciated. Thank you, Death City, and goodnight. [ even though it's afternoon ]

[ Filtered TO Okita Mitsuba ]

[ Moe mode is on. ]

Aneue, aneue, aneue! You won't believe how generous the people of Death City are!
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[good morning, death city. presenting you with a kind-looking lady who hides nothing behind a pleasant smile. she seems to be sitting in a kitchen as she records this, but other than that there is not much going on. she's finally gathered the courage to post on the network! her brother, sougo, did tell her to be careful--since not everyone was entirely a good guy? (maybe her brother was over protective.) whew. so she's actually going to take care of how much she says in public.]

It has been a few days since I arrived in Death City, and-- it took me a while to get the hang of working this mirror. I was very lucky to have my brother around to help me with it, otherwise I think it would have taken me much longer to understand. I'm told it is very convenient to use it to talk to others and ask about things that I'm not too sure about.

[so how about she starts with some very important issues at hand?]

Has anyone else noticed the two cute frogs who go pikopiko when they walk? They are very small, so I hope they have no problems getting around.

[--not, but seriously. makes a thoughtful expression for a moment before she speaks.]

Hmm... I do actually have a question to ask. Does anyone know where I could get the hottest red pepper or tabasco sauce? I've gone to a few stores but I have come out empty handed. The ones that I have seen getting sold are not very hot, so I wonder if there's a store I haven't been to yet.

Oh, sorry. Before I forget, my name is Mitsuba, and I would appreciate any help I can get on this matter!
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[ The night is young and the we’re in love... Or not.

Are you in love yet, Death City? No? Well, you’re in luck. Because tonight, the greatest hosts in
the world, Gin and Gura (not to be mistaken for Gintoki and Kagura from Yorozuya May Cry), are here to treat you lovely angels to a pre-Valentines chance for love and romance.

This is not a scheme to get chocolates for Valentines day. Just as this is not the Yorozuya May Cry office, badly decorated with paper hearts, lace, red plastic over all the lightbulbs, and feathers from a molting duck. That’s feathers from a fallen angel, you dumbass! Where’s your sense of romance?

Ehem... take it away, lead character. ]


What is love? [Baby don't hurt me. You might recognise that voice as belonging to Gintoki, but tonight, it is softer, strangely melodic. It is Gin. He holds a rose - plastic - to his chest as if it is something precious.] We, as hosts, have pondered this since the beginning of time. Though it is without physical form, it is sweet, and it is forgiving, providing men, women and children all over the world with joy. [Kind of the same way chocolates do. Gin then twirls, holding the rose up above his head. If this were a shoujo series, there'd be sparkles and real roses in the background.]

And tonight, as a special service to you, Death City, we, Gin and Gura, shall showcase these wonders to you personally. Even if it costs us our lives. [And suddenly, he tosses that rose over to...]

[ KaGura catches that rose as she spins on her toes. She tosses her long, bishounen hair to the side and lets out a loud--] Fuu! [She raises the rose in the air.] Our time together might be short, might be fleeting, my princess, but that’s the way beautiful things are. What’s important is that we keep the memory of our meeting in our hearts. And yet-- [dramatic turning of the head to the side! It’s that 3/4ths profile that makes all hosts look good!]

-- the beauty of that moment still can’t compare to yours. [She hands that rose to you, person who’s watching this through the communicator which means that you can’t touch this obviously plastic rose.]

Should you, the lovely queens that you are, choose to grace us with your presence tonight, you need only to bring yourselves and a tribute of chocolate, so that once this night comes to a close, and you are to disappear from our sights forever, we may gaze upon your neatly wrapped sweets and remember the way your hair would smell, your fond embrace and your kindness. [And then he joins Gura in pointing at the communicator.] Just do it!

Visit us tonight as Yorozuya May Host Club! Fuu!

[ Blue font is Gintoki. Red font is KaGura..

Are you ready for love? THE LOG IS RIGHT HERE. Again, this is not a scam for Valentines Day chocolate. ]
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[THERE IS A VERY SERIOUS MAN ON THE NETWORK TODAY.]

[He is sitting by a table with a spread of all sorts of different types of mayonnaise, lined up nice and evenly. And I mean a lot of bottles and jars, okay. There's like 50+ on the table alone.]


It seems like there are people here who don't know about mayonnaise as much as they should. It's actually quite alarming. Luckily, I'm an expert on the matter so you are free to ask any questions that you may have.

[MAYONNAISE 101 BEGINS NOW. Also, don't mind him, he's just eating this at the moment.]

[YES, that is mayonnaise.]

[I'm very sorry.]
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I apologize if I threw a brick at you in the past few weeks.

I meant to do so at the time, but I feel sorry about it now.

It is good that people are now back. You were missed.

I am Nataku. I was once a Zone Leader, but I am no longer. It is similar in Lain's case... I am re-discovering what it is that my purpose here is.

I wonder have others discovered what it is that they wish to do here? What it is that you believe your destiny is? What it is that you wish to accomplish beyond returning home? Who it is that you are willing to say goodbye to?

Or is it that these questions are not important at this time?
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Did this expire already? Damn it, no wonder. I haven't even been able to open it. Not since... hm... hnnn... it's really not faaair. What'd I do?

[Kotetsu's talking isn't really directed at anyone, which probably makes you wonder why he even turned his communicator on in the first place as well as what the heck he's talking about. He's currently a little preoccupied with figuring out what to make for a snack, rustling through the fridge of his shared apartment and making all sorts of noise. Nothing that really needs to be seen on a large scale which is why this is on audio. He also doesn't need to show off his ridiculous distress, sighing heavily then picking up the comm from its spot on the floor to speak into it more clearly.]

Anyone with some kinda doc cred or somethin' know if it's possible to just, not be able to eat something all of a sudden? I don't mean like one day you wake up and you don't feel like eating fish or hot dogs. Oh, I should make hot dogs tomorrow. --uh, I mean, like it makes you feel sick. Really sick. And it never did that before. Is there a way to fix it? Do you get back to normal? Or maybe it's just this place.... Really not fair. Aah, the fridge is gonna feel so empty without you.

[A loud thunk as Kotetsu proceeds to throw his poor expired uneaten container of mayonnaise into the nearby trashcan... speaking of food, he actually had a purpose to all this, except he's lacking a bit of tech knowledge at the moment. Time to fix that.]

BUNNYYY! Bunny, are you still mad at me?! Come over here, help me figure out something! And help me figure out what I wanna eat! I'll even make you a hot chocolate so you'll stop feeling so bad! Buuuunnyyyy!!

[With absolutely no explanation, the communicator shuts off. And then a minute or so later:]

((filter | Rei Kurosawa)) )
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I need to get into contact with someone from the organization that goes by the name Shinsengumi here or, I need to see Hijikata Toshiro, Okita Sougo or Kondo Isao.

locked to kenshin. )
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[Have what appears to be a red frog looking out at you from the communicator with his arms crossed and speaking with a no-nonsense tone of voice.]

How many people here had actual combat experience before being brought here? And how many of you have been in a warzone before?

[Assessing the capabilities of your allies is important! Though how seriously will you take a talking red frog, anyway?]
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[This post is almost eerily similar to her last one. Still made from the apartment she shared with Takasugi in Death City Heights except this time there was no smile on her face. In fact you could almost say there really wasn't much of an expression on her face at all. Which is just fine. She'd taken some time to compose herself before making this post, after all.]

For those who knew him, Takasugi Shinsuke has sent back by BREW.

[A short message, tone quiet and measured, and then feed ends. Or rather it does for most people.]

[ filter to: Shibusen ]

I know these apartments are supposed to be for partnered pairs only, but would it be all right if I stayed here for a little while longer? At least...[She trails off, but pushes on after a deep breath.] At least until it's certain he's not coming back. I understand if that's asking too much but... [She doesn't want to leave just yet.] I'd really appreciate it.
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[The first thing you see is a picture of Hijikata holding a SoldierMoon figure in front of what appears to be a cashier, with a backdrop of a traditional Japanese shop flag. It's white paint on dark blue, and says Metokkori R in Japanese text.

Itou is the camera holder, and when he talks, he doesn't appear on screen.]


He looks like an otaku, doesn't he? Even if his face is scary.

OIIII! THIS IS WHAT YOU CALLED ME OUT FOR?!

Yes. And I needed someone to hold that up while I tacked it to the wall.

I ought to kill you...

[Hijikata is SHAKING IN RAGE, but he's at least being careful not to damage SoldierMoon.]

I'm giving you that figure out of my paycheck, you know. At least smile.

Ah, it's a nice fig--

I'M NOT SMILING, DAMMIT, WHY THE HELL AM I POSING FOR THIS DAMN SHOP?! ISN'T THIS YOUR JOB?!

I'm the one doing the proposal for advertising the shop to my employers, not you. All you have to do is stand there and molest that figure. [Itou sounds amused.] Besides, I'm too blond.

[PUTTING DOWN THE FIGURE OH MY GOD]

You bastard, I'm killing you, right here, right now.

[There should be fake BL**CH swords around here, right? Right? Hijikata needs to stab something.]

I didn't agree to do this stupid advertising!! I came here to do business!!

Now, now, you know what Kondo-san always said about in-fighting. We need to preserve our strength for the war--

[Itou hastily turns the feed off because now he has to flee for his life.]
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[ The video feed once again begins with Katsura Kotarou being handcuffed to one Okita Sougo. But this time, they're both seated on the Shibusen stairs. Sougo wears a bored expression, his chin resting on his hand while he holds the communicator in the other one. ]

I thought we were finally getting into several new episodes, but it looks like we've fallen back into reruns again.

[ He doesn't even look at the communicator, eyes sweeping upward. ]

Blahblah, I'm Okita Sougo. Blahblah, vice commander of the Shinsengumi. Death City sun -- you'll be arrested for peeping. That about right?

[ His attention veers toward Katsura, looking for confirmation that he got the most basic details of this very recycled introduction. Katsura just sighs and nods to indicate that some minimum effort has been made; he's clearly just as bored as Sougo is and more annoyed since he's actually handcuffed.

Besides, the sooner they're done with this the sooner he gets released. However, there's just one detail... ]


Ah- if you're new to this, I would like to make a correction. I'm the one working with the police, not Okita-kun. Think of it as a pop quiz to identify who's in charge of the city's safety. [ He deliberately neglects to say why he's being arrested when it should be the other way around, choosing to look at Sougo instead. Sougo chooses to ignore him because there's not even a point in arguing this time. ]

Did Witchjikata die yet? I recommend a nice, traditional stake burning. We could even roast marshmallows over his corpse. It would be a family fun event in Death City.


And if we're roasting Hijikata-san, I would like to have some soba at the party.


[ Sougo thinks for a moment. ]
Actually, soba sounds pretty good right about now.

 

[ OOC: Red is Sougo. Blue is Katsura! ]

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Jan. 31st, 2012 12:21 pm
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Seems it's still needed. Don't mind us.

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