004 ♒ Text [April 2nd]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwho the fuck wwould wwant to sea gai an lee in drag
i mean come the fuck on wwhat is WWRONG wwith you people

[Private to Meenah]

youre comin ovver to my place as soon as possible
an youre bringin wwhat you plan to wwear for the pageant wwith you
an if its not good enough then im takin full rights to pick out a neww one for you
if youre gonna be up there wwith fef youre gonna look good an youre gonna like it

[Private to Rose]

so hey about this pageant
i knoww you expressed a bit a interest in me bein in despite i wwasnt able to get you on the list wwith the others
lend me a hand tonight gettin my shit ready for it wwill you

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[video] (and he's wearing his usual garb, not what's in his icon xD)

[awokentospring]

You say such things, but you have probably only ever seen me in my usual outfit! You should not put something down you have not tried yet!

[nauticalnightmare]

ok
strip dowwn an lets see if youvve got the form to wwork it an then ill judge if youvve got a chance or not

[awokentospring]

[Lee tilts his head... CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!]

Alright then!

[And he unzips the back of his spandex suit, totally not afraid to show off his bare chest. He's pretty toned, after all. He's also horribly scarred from all the fights and accidents he's been in. At least he's not unwrapping his arms bandages, where the scars there are as red and rough as though he's been rubbed raw with sandpaper.]

[nauticalnightmare]

[Holy fuck he didn't think he'd actually do it. Welp. Free show.]

hm
not too fuckin bad
but dont knoww if you could pull off a skirt or dress
a wwig wwould deffinately help
especially one wwith bangs enough to covver up those fucking eyebrowws
make up wwould only look god awwful so you should avvoid that

[awokentospring]

[Lee can't help but determine to rise to any occasions that present themselves.]

Thank you! [And Lee re-zipped his suit. He didn't really like showing his scars if he could help it.]

My eyebrows are similar to my sensei's and nothing will make me ashamed of them!

You need not fear! I have an assistant who will help me with my make-up and costuming! She will make me sparkle!

[nauticalnightmare]

somehoww i doubt thats gonna end wwell
hot scars by the wway
but i dont think thats gonna help you here
for wwhat its wworth if it wwas a competition a just shirtless guys youd probably be good in the runnin

[Sorry Lee, that's the main thing he was focused in on. Scars like that are a show of strength which some trolls definitely appreciate. Though he's a hypocrite who goes out of his way to hide his own scars.]

[awokentospring]

O-oh. Why... thank you!

[And Lee beams! He hides his scars because they're fairly grotesque rather than handsome. It's nice to hear someone can actually see them for their true value!]

Perhaps we should have one of those competitions alongside the Beauty contest, then?

[nauticalnightmare]

i dont think wwere the ones that havve a say in that
unless wwe made it some official thing after
like all a the guys strip off the wwigs an tops an havve a privvate judgin contest
makin the guys wwho lost to wwhoever gets to be the beauty queen feel better about themselvves

[awokentospring]

That does sound like a good idea!

[Only Lee would think this. Probably.]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwere gonna need to spread the wword before the time comes if wwere gonna make this happen
gotta let evveryone knoww wwhats gonna go dowwn after the judgin is ovver

[awokentospring]

Sounds good! [Lee gives Eridan his Nice Guy Pose.]

I shall endeavor to do my best to get the word out!

[nauticalnightmare]

its gonna be a night to remember for shore

[awokentospring]

Most definitely!

[And by golly, he did it!]