004 ♒ Text [April 2nd]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwho the fuck wwould wwant to sea gai an lee in drag
i mean come the fuck on wwhat is WWRONG wwith you people

[Private to Meenah]

youre comin ovver to my place as soon as possible
an youre bringin wwhat you plan to wwear for the pageant wwith you
an if its not good enough then im takin full rights to pick out a neww one for you
if youre gonna be up there wwith fef youre gonna look good an youre gonna like it

[Private to Rose]

so hey about this pageant
i knoww you expressed a bit a interest in me bein in despite i wwasnt able to get you on the list wwith the others
lend me a hand tonight gettin my shit ready for it wwill you

Comments

[nauticalnightmare]

somehoww i doubt thats gonna end wwell
hot scars by the wway
but i dont think thats gonna help you here
for wwhat its wworth if it wwas a competition a just shirtless guys youd probably be good in the runnin

[Sorry Lee, that's the main thing he was focused in on. Scars like that are a show of strength which some trolls definitely appreciate. Though he's a hypocrite who goes out of his way to hide his own scars.]

[awokentospring]

O-oh. Why... thank you!

[And Lee beams! He hides his scars because they're fairly grotesque rather than handsome. It's nice to hear someone can actually see them for their true value!]

Perhaps we should have one of those competitions alongside the Beauty contest, then?

[nauticalnightmare]

i dont think wwere the ones that havve a say in that
unless wwe made it some official thing after
like all a the guys strip off the wwigs an tops an havve a privvate judgin contest
makin the guys wwho lost to wwhoever gets to be the beauty queen feel better about themselvves

[awokentospring]

That does sound like a good idea!

[Only Lee would think this. Probably.]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwere gonna need to spread the wword before the time comes if wwere gonna make this happen
gotta let evveryone knoww wwhats gonna go dowwn after the judgin is ovver

[awokentospring]

Sounds good! [Lee gives Eridan his Nice Guy Pose.]

I shall endeavor to do my best to get the word out!

[nauticalnightmare]

its gonna be a night to remember for shore

[awokentospring]

Most definitely!

[And by golly, he did it!]