soul_campaign | April 29th, Afternoon

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April 29th, Afternoon

I feel like the redhead in the intro video perhaps overdramatized the situation.
I do understand that all wars are, to some extent, a waiting game.
And I happen to be particularly excellent and ideally designed to that aspect of them.
But I'm not sure they're supposed to actually be relaxing.
I'm just saying, this place is pretty fucking great.
Akin to what I would imagine from a resort, back when such things existed, like right now.
But enough on that.
I would like to at least construct the illusion of being prepared for something vaguely unpleasant.
How many available weapons are around here?

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Yeah it's a feeling most newcomers get until shit hits the fan. You get relaxing time that feels kinda boring, and then you get death, followed by "fragile time" where everyone agrees that this war is awful. Rise and repeat. Anyway, I'm a portal gun.

Sounds like you've been through a few cycles.
Aperture version or something else?

Two cycles. But if you check the network, it's how it goes. Aperture version. [ finally someone knows it ] With a add on. I can shoot bullets.

For once I am totally fucking behind on what's on the network.
If I cared I would almost be embarrassed.
Are you a debatably mute girl in an orange jump suit or did BREW just feel Death City could use some Enrichment?

During those periods of boredom, I keep myself busy somehow. And I'm neither Chell nor GLaDOS. Just a gamer who happens to have the coolest weapon form.

Edited 2013-02-01 08:16 (UTC)

Interesting.
If you're a gamer, there are literally millions of weapons from that era that likely be more suitable for combat. Why that one?

You are going to have to ask BREW that. It is one of my fav games, but so is Mario, and I don't turn into a fat italian plumber.

I'm glad BREW at least had the sense to realize you can't combat evil soul eating witches with spinning tortoise shells and fire flowers.
No partner?

Or high on mushrooms. Nop, else I wouldn't be replying to your question.

You could've just wanted to talk to a charming ex-AI.
But ok.
So what's the next step here?
I haven't seen any pamphlets on the proper steps to reach soul resonance with basically a total stranger.
Do we get dinner first?
Are we still in that archaic period of human history where me being the one purchasing the meal has special meaning?
Is it likely to go better or worse if one or both of us is drunk?

You just became even more charming by making the situation even more awkward. But hey, I'm plenty happy with pizza and a beer, I'm not picky. Tho tbh I can't help you with the whole human relations thing because it's a pain in the ass and not my area of expertise. But lucky for you, I do know a thing or two about resonance. Training grounds in like 20 minutes. And name's Matt.

I'm glad that making organic beings uncomfortable is an ability to stay with me in any form.
And it's Hal. I'll be there. With pizza, even.

I'll bring beer then. See you in twenty.

[So exactly 20 minutes later a redhead in pointy shades will be approaching the training grounds looking for... well. Someone with beer. He's still getting used to not knowing everything about everyone he talks to. No wonder humans are so paranoid.]

[ And he does come with beer, thought he isn't really expecting Hal to bring pizza. But hey. If he does. That's cool.

Matt is also holding a helmet under his arm, since he brought his bike.

Noticing the only guy who seems to be waiting for someone, he comes closer ]

Charming AI dude?

[Oh, he totally brought pizza. Pepperoni!

And breaks into a pretty wide grin when Matt calls him out.]

That's way better than Hal, I might just stick with that.

Thought so too.

But I was kinda expecting a robot. You look pretty human to me. [ the beer and pizza are for after they try to resonate ]

Nah. I am-slash-was a computer program in a pair of ultra high tech and high fashion shades.

[Taps his own angular glasses on one point.]

Frankly I would have actually been more useful to this effort with my vast compubrain and access to a world wide web that was literally world wide, but I guess BREW didn't consider how much it could use a super computer organizing the war front. Instead it just made me human. Dumb as fuck but I'm not complaining.

Edited 2013-02-01 12:51 (UTC)

I guess BREW doesn't really want to win the war. A lot of people would have ended it by now, so they say.

[ Matt shrugs ]

Okay, let's get down to business. You never resonated, right?

No.

[Belatedly, he also shakes his head. He was trying to get used to offering physical cues but he kept forgetting it was an option.]

Do you know what resonation is? [ because it's better to explain it before the actual thing ]

I assume it's some sort of fantasy-esque spiritual bond that acts as a psychic and empathic link, and possibly a conduit for power.

Worse. Think soul mates.

[ it's clearly worse ] Each soul has a wavelength and the two wavelengths have to connect and complement each other. Only if they do you are able to use the Weapon's powers.

For that, you need to focus on connecting to the Weapon's wavelength. Sounds really dumb, but you will get the drift of it when I turn into my weapon form.

Now. If the two wavelengths don't connect, shit hits the fan and we can get really hurt. Not something we want.

[He tilts his head, eyes drifting absently away as he thinks. Despite the ominous words and his own profoundly dubious feelings about any kind of spiritual bond, nothing so far sounds too worrysome.]

How hurt?

Physically, you may faint. But apparently it also affects your own soul. Can't give you more details on that, because it never happened to me.

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