[ Hello again, Death City! Near sincerely hopes all of you are feeling fine and dandy, not because he actually cares, but because healthy (or living / mostly unharmed) guests means more customers, and he is finally going to pimp out Black Mesa over the network. The feed starts out as audio, and although Near hates doing this kind of thing, he doesn’t let that show in his voice; it remains as neutral as always.]Good afternoon. As some of you may remember, a guest by the name of Matt once founded Black Mesa Consulting: a house call technician business which involves repairing computers, business equipment, security systems, and broadcasting and wireless systems. After BREW sent Matt and his second in command back to their respective worlds, it was passed on to me.
We are currently
hiring. If you wish to apply for a position,
contact me. If you are interested in our services instead,
contact the company.
[He links to his inbox and to Black Mesa’s general inbox.]One of Matt’s and Black Mesa’s greatest contributions to this world was the creation of the Madness Geiger Counter.
( And here is the Madness Geiger Counter, oocly cut to spare your reading lists! )The MGC is copyrighted and belongs exclusively to Black Mesa, so if you wish to acquire it, do not hesitate to contact us. Needless to say, this device is invaluable during missions, city-wide invasions, or just about any situation in which madness wavelength is involved, no matter how small and seemingly insignificant its intensity may be.
Thank you for your time.
[THANK GOODNESS THIS IS OUT OF THE WAY. Now he can go back to what really matters: building lego structures!][FILTERED to Amateratsu]I finished customizing one of my radio controlled cars to make it faster, more resistant, and similar to a small furry animal in appearance. Do you still want to play?