soul_campaign | June 1st

Yo, Death City, how's everyone doin'? [ Duo's smiling face comes across the network, his braid wrapped up in a bun at the back of his head, a small smear of what is probably motor grease across his cheek. He seems to be outside working on his motorcycle, dressed in what appears to be a black tank top and cut off shorts to try and beat the heat. It's clearly not working, but this is what he gets for being a colony kid used to controlled environments. ]

Just a reminder - if anything of yours or you got smashed up - give all of us at Black Mesa a call. We make house calls or we can fix your stuff in office, and I know my way around just about everything. We also offer security systems, if you wanna be able to track down whoever smashed your stuff up, if it happens again.

[ Duo laughs a little, lightly. ] All I can say is, those guys were real lucky Shinigami's been retired for a few years now or I would've been a lot less tolerant of all this rampaging bullshit. At least it gives me an excuse to fix my bike up though, right?

[ Private to Black Mesa ]

Hey guys, gals and mechanicals - can you all check in and tell me how you're doing? If you're injured take the time you need to recover, I don't wanna be picking people up off the floor at their jobs, you know?

Prepare for an influx, though, I get the feeling we'll be making the big bucks, in the next few weeks.

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We do have a frankly kinda terrifying double agent assassin femme fatale, so I guess not technically a boyband. And a guy who shoots arrows, oddly more useful than you'd think. But those are our only assassins. Other than that it's Rogers, of course, and yours truly... a guy who can turn into a big green hulk and a demi-god. Secret assassinations probably wouldn't be our strongest point as a team.

Hey, I'll introduce you some day. Banner's got that grumpy disheveled professor thing going, but he's one of the smartest guys I know.

So what's your saying is you have a sausage party... [ Hey, that's a thing too. ] ... We don't really use arrows or shit like that. I'm talkin' bare hands or silencer, you know? But then again we were probably fighting for something completely different in the end, so..

Different worlds, different players, yeah?

Sounds like Heero. Except he's not a professor of any kind, just emotionally stunted as fuck. Not that I'm much better.

I'd be pretty surprised if you fought for the same thing we did. And yes, more or less a sausage party. Wait. People still say sausage party that far into the future. Sorta thought humanity would've progressed past that.

Whoa, whoa, you have a friend named hero? Really? Little pretentious, don't you think?

Yeah we still say sausage party. Would you rather I call it a circle jerk or somethin'? [ Real adult Duo. Really adult. ]

It's spelled with two e's. Technically he took the name of a politician who had been killed so... not really his fault.

[he makes a noise that clearly indicated distaste] That implies we all like each other. Which is not really the case. I like Banner, for instance. And... yeah, that's about it. The others not so much. And I'm pretty sure that saving the world is the only thing we're actually good at as a group. Which, you know, could be worse.

See, that's pretentious and trying to be clever. And I hate pretentious and clever people.

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