001; video; January 30, afternoon

[this_is_keron]

[Have what appears to be a red frog looking out at you from the communicator with his arms crossed and speaking with a no-nonsense tone of voice.]

How many people here had actual combat experience before being brought here? And how many of you have been in a warzone before?

[Assessing the capabilities of your allies is important! Though how seriously will you take a talking red frog, anyway?]

Comments

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[dragneel]

I fight plenty! And we've been in big battles before back home. Not so much a war -- but a war is just like a SUPER HUGE battle, right? So it ain't really much different.

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[this_is_keron]

That depends on what kind of war you're fighting.

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[dragneel]

There're different kinds?

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[this_is_keron]

Of course there is. Guerrilla warfare, for example, relies on you hiding and sneaking up on your enemies. Catch them by surprise and hit them in the weak spot--[blah blah blah. Terrain. Numbers. Defense. Weaponry. Flying yams that have light screen shields. Weather. Yada yada yada...

If you don't interrupt him he will just keep on blabbering about this.]

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[dragneel]

G-gorilla warfare???

[ Very excitedly imagining two gorillas battling it out with bananas while swinging from vines in the trees. ]

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[this_is_keron]

[...]

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[this_is_keron]

No, it's not 'gorilla warfare'. It's 'guerrilla warfare'.

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[dragneel]

Do they beat their chests after their done and use banana peels as traps against each other??

[ What is listening. ]

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[this_is_keron]

Oi, are you even listening to me? I said it's 'guerrilla' not 'gorilla'!

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[dragneel]

What's the difference? It sounds the same to me.

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[this_is_keron]

They're completely different!

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[dragneel]

But gorillas are pretty strong. I wanna fight one!

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[this_is_keron]

Don't be stupid. Gorillas may look strong but all they do is try to find bugs in trees.

[He knows because they tried to recruit one, once. Man, was that plan a disaster.

...suddenly he wants to throttle Keroro.]

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[dragneel]

So....this gorilla warfare is all about trying to find bugs in trees, then?

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[this_is_keron]

I ALREADY SAID IT'S 'GUERRILLA' WARFARE!

GUERRILLA! GUERRILLA!!

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[dragneel]

That's what I said! GORILLA! GORILLA!!!

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[this_is_keron]

FOR THE LAST TIME: IT'S GUERRILLA!!!!!

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[dragneel]

I DON'T SEE A DIFFERENCE IN WHAT YOU'RE SAYIN' AND WHAT I'M SAYIN'!!

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[this_is_keron]

THERE IS A VERY BIG DIFFERENCE!!!

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[dragneel]

WANNA FIGHT?!?!?!

[ Because this is how Natsu resolves all altercations. ]

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[this_is_keron]

NAME A TIME AND PLACE!

[Bring it, kid. Bring. It.]

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[dragneel]

Outside in five minutes!

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[this_is_keron]

Fine!

[...Giroro. Aren't you even going to ask where outside!?]

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[dragneel]

Alright! I'll see you there!

[ Natsu's not going to specify either. SO LOOKS LIKE THIS MATCH ISN'T HAPPENING. ]

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[this_is_keron]

You better show up.

[So that he can kick your ass...except he'll probably end up on the wrong side of the city and wonder while you're late.]