soul_campaign | 002 ۵ Voice ۵ Feb 24th

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002 ۵ Voice ۵ Feb 24th

It's nearly been two weeks since my arrival and already I find the atmosphere less tense than what it was back home. I'm finding that there are quite a few good people here as well and I should make it a personal goal to talk to as many as I can. Truly, it does my blood pusher some good to be able to speak freely. Should someone find themselves in need of a conversation, I would be more than happy to oblige.

To the young trolls, I have yet to speak and meet many of you and I would like to change this, if you are willing. I will not push for it, if my presence would make you uncomfortable, but I will not lie and say that it wouldn't be an honor to at least know of you.

Also, I hope you enjoyed the present this morning, Hughes. I couldn't think of anything more fitting as a thank you for last week.

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Of course I do. So please, answer the question for us.

Okay, fine. I'll play along.

Lessee. What I enjoy. Gee, I don't know, I think it's a toss-up between long, viewtiful walks on the sand-dunes at high fucking noon and marveling at how alike you and Billboard Brow are.

And yes! I knew you could hear as well! It was not made private.

...But are you saying that listening to the conversation between me and Signless makes you happier?

OF COURSE IT DOESN'T. [ it does. ]

Will you stop making weird fucking assumptions whenever you turn your bulbous attention toward me?

...Why do you never say what you mean? And attention cannot be bulbous.

Oh my god, do you not know the basic foundation of sarcasm? Do I have to lead you through this fine and complicated art by the fucking claw?

[ cutting in! ]

You said something about screen readers a few days ago. Why would you ask specifically for that?

[ redirecting the anger, derp. ]

[ calm, man, come on. clam it up. ]

Because I don't have the sense of smell or taste that Terezi does.

Why would you need to if you can speak?

Sometimes you get to missing the ability to read, you know?

Have you heard of braille?

[ Signless... you read too much. ]

Duh. Who hasn't?

[ signless, you're just so doofy it's impossible to stay mad at anything. ]

[ shhhh! that was the goal. ]

Have you thought of learning?

What if human braille isn't like troll braille? What if I can't learn it well enough?

[ real worries in his world, man. ]

You have a sharp mind. I do not see your learning curve being an issue.

...Would braille work on the mirror?

That is the most stupid question I have ever hea--

[ . . . ]

Would it?

I do not know if it would. That is why I asked. Because the mirror is a flat device, and it does not... raise.

Well I had meant for regular reading purposes.

Oh! I see. For regular reading it should work fine!

This is a stupid conversation. Does this city even have braille? Or does the sand just wear everything down to smooth planes?

No, don't answer that. It wasn't an invite.

...But I actually have an answer for that.

Which is exactly why I said that. You see? I think ahead.

But that is disappointing! And not helpful for you!

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