once; video; january 23rd

[heretolookhot]

One time, I had a dream that Ke$ha won a Grammy. It was kind of like what happened yesterday, except after the street split in two, glittery hungover demon babies came out of the cracks and started slaughtering us with broken beer bottles and toothbrush shanks.

I'm pretty sure that's how the rapture is gonna happen.

[Private to Gai/Kakashi/Tenten; hackable to Watch members]

You're gonna shit yourself.

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[spandexisyouth]

...A lot of the time I really do not understand your messages. But I still enjoy speaking with you!

And I think I am not going to. I have very good control over my body.

[heretolookhot]

...I'll explain later.

And that's an expression. It means you'll be super excited.

[spandexisyouth]

Will you? I would appreciate that!

And I am often excited, but I have never been excited in that way!

[heretolookhot]

Whatever, it doesn't matter how I said it. [Usually she would roll her eyes, but not today! Deep breath.]

Me and Tenten are partners. And! [Pause for drama! Ugh what is she, Rachel Berry?] I'm on the Watch starting tonight and we're in your zone.

[dead_black_eyes]

What's a Ke$ha? You don't make it sound altogether pleasant.

[heretolookhot]

[Eww you. She remembers you.]

She brushes her teeth with a bottle of Jack.

[dead_black_eyes]

Jack? As in Jack Daniels? What does she put in her mouth to require that level of harsh sterilization?

[weaponry]

Does Ke$ha really make shanks out of toothbrushes? [ She thinks the whole passing bowel movements has to do with the new partnership between the two, but she's notes the location of the bathroom in case Santana means something else. You can never really know in Death City.

But, for now, she's focused on this. ]

[heretolookhot]

I dunno. Probably. My brother did.

[weaponry]

He can do that?! Oh boy! That's pretty cool! [ She has respect for anyone that can take any item and make it into a weapon. ]

permavideo also i guess;

[hexappeal]

I'm not even sure where to begin with this.

[heretolookhot]

Ke$ha. My god.

[You know what? Singing would be easier than trying to explain. Have the first verse of Take It Off.]

[hexappeal]

[A very under-whelmed:] Oh.

permatext

[ioudas]

is that a thing

[heretolookhot]

Welcome to the future.

[ioudas]

yeah that doesn't explain anything. whats a kesha. and the rapture.

[scalemate]

WHOS K3$H4 >:?

[heretolookhot]

She's a crappy singer where I'm from. All her songs are about blacking out in the woods, but they're catchy.

[scalemate]

WHY 1SNT SH3 D34D Y3T?

[video]

[ink_nin]

What is a Kesha?
And a Grammy?

...
Actually could you just repeat that whole thing because I am not sure what hungover demon babies or toothbrush shanks are either.

[video]

[heretolookhot]

A singer, an award, and don't bother, the ninja crew never gets pop culture references and never will.

But a toothbrush shank is a shank made out of a toothbursh by scraping it against a wall or floor until it gets sharp.

[video]

[ink_nin]

Oh, okay. [He will.. just take your word for it]

Wouldn't it be easier to just find an actual weapon instead of going to all that trouble of making one with a toothbrush?

[text]

[dungenessmaster]

THAT IS THE SINGLE MOST IDIOTIC STAGE NAME THAT'S EVER ASSAULTED MY SPONGE CLOTS, BUT THE REST OF THE DREAM SOUNDED ALL RIGHT. AT LEAST SPARKLEBEASTS SHIVVING EVERYBODY WOULD HAVE BEEN MORE INTERESTING THAN THE BACKED-UP SEWAGE THAT ACTUALLY CAME OUT.

[text]

[heretolookhot]

Eww, really?

[dungenessmaster]

WELL, ALL THAT WATER HAD TO COME FROM SOMEWHERE, AND WATCH PEOPLE HAD TO GO OUT IN IT AND MAKE SURE NO ONE CULLED THEMSELVES THROUGH THEIR OWN STUPIDITY.

AT LEAST IT ISN'T SUMMER.