[Video]

[wewillbefree]

[G'kar is standing in front of the camera, looking dead at it. His brow furrows, he concentrates...and turns into a thick, old, leather-bound tome. Which, naturally, falls to the ground immediately. After a second he reverts, and then stands back up.]

Did you see?

[The sequence repeats itself. He turns into a book, falls to the ground, reverts, and then picks himself back up. He seems oddly excited about this.]

It's a book, isn't it? My...'weapon' form, I'm certain it's a book. But I can't figure out how to get a good look at myself when I'm transformed! What kind of book is it? What does it look like? Please, tell me, you have no idea what this might mean for me!

[He does it again, for another example.]

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[Video]

[grab_my_bells]

[A book...interesting... There's no way Kakashi's going to get lucky and have porn to read twice in one day, right?]

Leather-bound, some jewels on the cover. Somewhat ornate in the leather-work. Not that you can judge a book by its cover.

[wewillbefree]

[A hope stirs. He had but faintly dared to hope, but...]

And the pages. Are they thick, crude, and bulky? Extending past the cover's edge?

[Private]

[grab_my_bells]

Maybe they are. [Ugh. Curiosity gets the better of him, and he decides he would like more information on this feud, in case it's something more than that and ends up being a problem involving more than just the two of you.]

What do you and this other guy have against each other? Don't tell him I told you, but he's trying to bribe me to tell you you're not that book. It seems like a lot of effort for a joke.

[for Londo's benefit, and for porn]

[grab_my_bells]

No, doesn't appear to be.

[Private]

[proudambassador]

Tell him no, and I will make it worth your while, hm? Wine, your vice of choice.

[Private]

[grab_my_bells]

[Oh? Maybe he will get lucky twice today after all.]

You're new here. How do I know you can or will grant that?

[Video] Trolling wheeeeee

[proudambassador]

Is that...

[He's squinting at the screen.]

Drazi. It is Drazi. Why are you a Drazi book?

[wewillbefree]

[He looks like the floor just dropped out from under him.]

Drazi? No. No, the universe cannot be so cruel.

[proudambassador]

The universe, it put only you and only me here, yes? I think that it can be this cruel.

video;

[heretolookhot]

Leather, with a chestplate or something on it, some jewels, and one of those bookmark strings. Except yours is more like a rope.

Re: video;

[wewillbefree]

[His face lights up.]

Thank you, young lady! You've done me a great kindness.

(voice.)

[ioudas]

Isn't that damn poetic.

[wewillbefree]

I know! Isn't it just? The poetry of the fates, working in my favor for once in my life!

[ioudas]

I find that being very straightforward helps.

[Video]

[pmsgargoyle]

[since others already described it]

What does it mean to you?

Re: [Video]

[wewillbefree]

[He looks happy. Absurdly happy.]

It is the book of G'quan, my people's sacred text! I had thought my copy lost when I was drawn here, but it seems the universe always finds a way!

Re: [Video]

[pmsgargoyle]

~Sacred text? Like a religious?

[Video]

[shiromadoushi]

[[There's a short delay between when the video is posted and when Bakura replies, the reason for it evident when he holds up a quick sketch of the book. He made sure to get all the important details down, not bothering with any shading but otherwise trying to make it as realistic of a sketch as possible while still being swiftly done.]]

Does this help?

Re: [Video]

[wewillbefree]

Yes! Thank you!

[Video]

[aiursfavoredson]

[Tassadar's not quite certain what to make of this.]

There is a book that holds great meaning to you?

Re: [Video]

[wewillbefree]

It does! The book of G'quan is a holy book, and critical to the practice of my beliefs.

Video

[draculabackwards]

A book is certainly an unusual Weapon form.

Re: Video

[wewillbefree]

This book is the only form I could ever want.

[Video]

[ih8spiders]

Why would you be excited to be a book?

[wewillbefree]

You clearly don't know what book it is. This is the holy book of G'quan, a copy of the teachings of my people's greatest religious scholar.