[video, march 5, afternoon]

[thatkindofscum]

[Obito stares at the camera for a while, looking a little lost. He's got his goggles on, as usual, but once again he's missing his Uchiha jacket and Konoha forehead protector.

Blinking his dark-rimmed eyes, he sighs and looks off to the side.]

I need a new jacket. And a camera.

[He's not going to elaborate on why.]

... And what is everyone's favorite kind of pizza?

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[thatkindofscum]

[He snorts in dry amusement. Definitely not but it adds insult to injury.]

No, that's not it.

I just don't want to wear it, okay? Not until I get some answers that don't make me...

[weaponry]

Suit yourself.

[ And an incredibly passive aggressive click happens after this. Tenten doesn't want to associate with those that don't want to be associated with Konoha. She ends the feed quickly after this caustic, curt, response. ]

[thatkindofscum]

[Wow.

Well, he should have expected that.

BUT GUESS WHO'S NOT GETTING A BIRTHDAY PRESENT AFTER ALL! >:| ]

[weaponry]

[ SHE DOESN'T NEED YOU UCHIHAS ARRIVING AT HER PARTY. YOU'RE ALL THE SAME.

THE PARTY IS A FAMILY GATHERING, AND, UNLIKE THE UCHIHAS, THEY HAVE THOSE WHILE THEY'RE ALIVE!!! >(!!! ]

[thatkindofscum]

[WELL SORR-RY FOR BEING THERE TO PROTECT YOUR SENSEI'S FUTURE BOYFRIEND'S ASS! COULD HAVE EASILY BEEN HIM WHO WAS SMOOSHED BY ROCKS INSTEAD OF OBITO!]

[weaponry]

[ WELL IF IT WASN'T KAKASHI-SENSEi THEN THAT'D MEAN YOU'D BE DATING GUY-SENSEI! Because that is exactly how alternate timelines work!! ]

[thatkindofscum]

[sahfkdlsahfkdslahfdksalfhdsklafhds!!

THANK GOD THEY AREN'T ACTUALLY SAYING THESE THINGS TO EACH OTHER BECAUSE THAT SERIOUSLY WOULD HAVE MELTED OBITO'S SENSITIVE BRAIN. HOW COULD YOU EVEN THINK SUCH A THING?!?!]

[weaponry]

[ BECAUSE SHE'S ANGRY AND DOESN'T LIKE YOU





At this particular moment ): ]