Video - Jan 24th; Sunday

[seizeyoursouls]

Ah--

West is gone.

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[video]

[histrionicflair]

... oh.

Re: [video]

[seizeyoursouls]

[It'll be some time before Prussia replies, and when he does, it is quite apparent that he is lying on the floor.]

Oi, citizen.

[histrionicflair]

[ So it's that bad, huh. ]

What are you doing on the floor like that? Stand up, Preußen.

[seizeyoursouls]

What if I've forgotten how to . . .

[histrionicflair]

Impossible. You can't just forget how to stand.

[seizeyoursouls]

Oh . . . that's amazing . . .

[histrionicflair]

And you can't forget how to walk either. So walk onto bed and lie there.

[seizeyoursouls]

Bed is for sleeping.

[histrionicflair]

That's not the only thing beds are for.

[... there's no possible way for this sentence to be read differently at such an inappropriate time. Please rest, Prussia.]

[seizeyoursouls]

Oh yeah, you can jump on them . . .

[SUDDENLY STANDING UP, ALTHOUGH A LITTLE WOBBLY]

[histrionicflair]

[That's what she was thinking too but...]

Don't jump on them! Beds are for resting on, regardless of whether or not you choose to sleep. The floor is not a proper place for that.

[seizeyoursouls]

The bed is too big now.

[flops on it]

[histrionicflair]

It's not. Beds don't change sizes.

I tooooooootally lost the notif for the tag sob orz SORRY FOR LATE TAG

[seizeyoursouls]

They don't. They need to.

YOU ARE A BUTT CELI

[histrionicflair]

Surround your bed with stuffed animals and pillows. It will feel smaller.

AM I A CUTE BUTT

[seizeyoursouls]

Brilliant idea!!

[brb putting down the phone to start bringing out the stuffed animals. And more of them. And more of them. And more of them . . . ]

YOU ARE A PINCHABLE BUTT

[histrionicflair]

Preußen. Hello, Preußen?

[ What. No. Don't bury Franziska in stuffed animals! We already had that plot! ]

...PLEASE DON'T PINCH MY BUTT

[seizeyoursouls]

[After a while, he comes back to show off his work. LOOK AT THE PILES EVERYWHERE]

Tada!!

awwww whose butt do I pinch now?

[histrionicflair]

... job well done, Preußen. Job well done.

Re: awwww whose butt do I pinch now?

[seizeyoursouls]

Of course! That's what I do! I'll continue to get the job done whether it's winning this war or eating a sandwich!

[histrionicflair]

[... not buying it.]

Even without Deutschland by your side?

[seizeyoursouls]

Of course. I have to.

[histrionicflair]

Good.