March 12th: SWM Seeking SWF [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good evening, Death City. I trust you've been well.

I am a Single White Male seeking a Sexy Weapon Female, in case the abbreviations weren't clear. I'm a Meister, obviously, and apparently my ability is Soul Dazzle.

What else could it have been, right?

Contact me if you'd like to knock resonances... or anything else.

Comments

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[sixthdeadliest]

Nope. Sorry. Nothing particularly interesting.

Now Soul Dazzle?

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Oh, boo, you prude.

Basically it dazzles the opponent into not attacking me. Or it blinds them, or something. It's pretty cool!

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[sixthdeadliest]

[Smirk.]

Prudish or just know better than to kiss and tell?

Huh. Sounds like the opposite of my ability.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

The way I see it, there's no point kissing if you can't tell, bro, simple as that.

What's yours? Lackluster Soul?

[Ahahaha Barney amuses himself.]

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[sixthdeadliest]

Then let's just say that most of the kissing was business rather than pleasure.

Soul Protect. Basically, my soul disappears off the radar.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Well, considering your profession, I guess that's weirdly appropriate.