March 12th: SWM Seeking SWF [Text]

[legend_waitforit_dary]

Good evening, Death City. I trust you've been well.

I am a Single White Male seeking a Sexy Weapon Female, in case the abbreviations weren't clear. I'm a Meister, obviously, and apparently my ability is Soul Dazzle.

What else could it have been, right?

Contact me if you'd like to knock resonances... or anything else.

Comments

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[bellcaptain]

[Bristles a bit.] I just don't have the time for it. [Besides, Deryn's one true love is flight.]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Nice excuse!

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[bellcaptain]

I lived on a barking airship at home, fighting in the middle of a war that spanned multiple countries.

[Although... yeah that was an excuse but shhh.]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

It's a sad day when I hear about a soldier who's not getting any.

Even if that is true... where's your airship now, champ?

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[bellcaptain]

It's back home. If it were here, it would cause a giant ruckus, that's for sure.

[And not very happy about that fact.]

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

Boooo, you're not even lying about it still being relevant!

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[bellcaptain]

Why would I lie? It's a gigantic ship; it would be obvious even to someone who's half-witted that it's not here.

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[legend_waitforit_dary]

If it's not here, it's not something that should affect your availability to get some poontang.