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March 12th: SWM Seeking SWF [Text]

Good evening, Death City. I trust you've been well.

I am a Single White Male seeking a Sexy Weapon Female, in case the abbreviations weren't clear. I'm a Meister, obviously, and apparently my ability is Soul Dazzle.

What else could it have been, right?

Contact me if you'd like to knock resonances... or anything else.

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Go to the library, right now. Find
this book.

Read it cover to cover. That is the first step towards enlightenment and comprehension, Grasshopper.

[He opens the given link... and immediately turns red in mortification.]

This--!

[He thinks he's being mocked, and has to pause for a moment to get his anger under control.]

I know the difference between men and women!

Yeah? Do you know how to use that information?

Just because I know it doesn't mean I have to use it.

The weird thing is that you don't seem to want to.

Edited 2012-08-23 00:14 (UTC)

I have better things to do with my time.

Like think about absent airships? Yeah, it's obvious you're super busy, dude.

My entire family was murdered when I was twelve. [blandly] I've spent the the past nine years hunting for the killers. Suffice it to say, things like sex were rather low on my list of priorities, and that's not going to change just because I have free time now.

Edited 2012-08-24 14:45 (UTC)

Wow.

That sob story makes it clear what kind of guy you are. No wonder you're not scoring.

Do you even realize how offensive you are being every time you talk as if no woman can ever resist you, and every time you judge my worth based on your views of fulfillment and gratification, especially in these circumstances?

Bro, I am not exactly a licensed therapist over here. I can recommend a few in my world, but word to the wise: don't unload on me and expect anything else.

[Kurapika's eyes flash bright red for the briefest second; a moment of rage, and they're back to their normal blue.]

If I wanted a therapist, I'd go to one I trust. No, I was expecting to hear respect and common human decency, which I thought you might be capable of in spite of your selfish priorities--

[shakes his head in disgust]

I'd misjudged, clearly.

Look. I didn't mean to hurt your feelings. That's not how I roll. But I have two friends back home. One of them is stoic and tries to hide the way he feels until I pry it out of him. The other is overflowing with sensitivity to the point where it makes me sick and the only way I know how to restore the testosterone Ph balance is by attempting to taunt it out of him.

Clearly you're the sensitive type. Am I really the first person to give you a little bit of tough love since your family died?

[He closes his eyes, cursing the months spent in this place. Is his resolve really so weak now that he'd blurt out his background to just anyone on the network?]

Hardly.

And they were murdered. Hunted like animals. It wasn't just my family; it was an entire race.

[Kurapika opens his eyes again. Whatever warmth or resigned amusement that was there before is gone. Now there's just weariness and regret--regret for mentioning it in the first place.]

My feelings don't matter here. But the next time someone talks to you about a genocide, do please consider the prevailing mood and shut up about sex for just one moment.

Admittedly, genocide does kind of kill the mood.

[He sighs and moves to end the conversation.]

Forget what I said about my family.

I can certainly try...

[He's met assholes with more tact than this.

Kurapika ends the feed.]

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