soul_campaign | 001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
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an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

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So you could gloat about it afterward? Sorry man, I don't dwell on the things homicidal nookholes do and the whys thereof.

Oh come the fuck on Sol, it should be fuckin' obwious to anyone wwho's decent wwhen it comes to potential quadrant etiquette.

[Yeah. That's not a thing he's given up on.]

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...

Gross.

Is that really the best fuckin' thin' you can come up wwith?

We are discussing how you've basically ruined some dude's life and killed a really great girl, and then you pull that.

Sorry bro. My ability to come up with inventing and clever retorts just crashed in the horror of this proclamation.

I didn't fuckin' ruin your life Sol, sad to fuckin' say, but you seem pretty much the same asshole to me. Shitty stolen quirk aside an' all. An' Fef... I'll make shit right wwith her wwhen she showws up here, because she will you negative prick, an' then that'll be that wwith her.

Come on, you can't fuckin' say you don't hate me for takin' awway your eyes like that.

That's the thing, Eridan. I should hate you for everything you've done.

But I don't.

Wwhy the fuck not?

[Yeah, the slump of his shoulders can't be helped even if he knew that answer was coming.]

I'm tired, you bulgesack. I just want it all to be done with.

Wwhatewer. Not like I don't hawe better thin's to do than be dealin' wwith you anywways.

[ oh bitch no, no one's going to overhear this. ]

Just go, Eridan. Just leave, already. You've done enough coddamn damage. So don't-- don't pull that tone with me. Are we clear? Do you even understand?

Just leave me alone. You want to know a secret, Eridan?

[It's a minute before he replies this time, and he doesn't even care if his voice is muffled by his pillow pile because fuck Signless for giving him hope that anything was going to be ok.]

Wwhat?

You're terrifying.

There's a fuckin' neww one. And just wwhat the fuck lead you to that conclusion?

[He sounds more tired than angry now, though the edge is still there.]

You've done all this shit and you're saying all this shit, but you're not seeing. You're a goddamn troll to the core. It's fucking frightening shit when you're not at the top of the chain, you ever think about that?

Of course not. Forget I even mentioned it.

[He's quiet for a moment, just thinking over all the shit Signless was saying to him earlier.]

...Sign had a chat wwith me about that. Said that I needed to stop tryin' to be my ancestor. But I don't knoww wwhat the fuck else I'm supposed to be. You don't fuckin' knoww wwhat it's like to havve all this shit expected a you. Do you evver fuckin' think a wwhat it's like at the top wwith all that pressure to do wwhat you're supposed to do?

Wwhen no one takes you seriously, no one wwants to fuckin' be around you an' evvery fuckin' movve you make is wwrong an' stupid an' that's all you evver fuckin' hear. So you try to do better but it just keeps gettin' wworse an' wworse. You'vve alwways had friends Sol, ones who actually fuckin' gavve a shit about you. You wwouldn't understand.

You never had to fight tooth and bloody nail for the simple right to survive, Ampora. Don't you fucking talk to me about expectation.

Get out. Just get out. Even on a good day, I wouldn't be in any fit state to deal with you.

Wwell considerin' this is the last fuckin' time wwe're gonna talk might as wwell get shit out a the wway. You hawe no fuckin' clue wwhat it's like to be on my side an' I can admit I hawe no fuckin' clue wwhat the bottom is like. The wworld is shit, the uniwerse is fuckin' shit an' I'm too tired to care.

I wwanna fight but you're not ewen good for that right noww. So wwhatewer. I told Kar not to fuckin' bother anymore, I'm not part a wwhatewer fucked up team wwe had goin' anymore. There's no game here, there's no point. You're all fuckin' hypocrites anywways.

Don't nail me for something I never committed. I'm a bulgesack, sure, but at least I fucking admit it.

Come near Signless and his clade and I swear I'll throw this goddamn cat at your face.

An' that's wwhy I hate you Sol. Because you're just as fuckin' honest as Gam an hawe to be such a fuckin' insufferable prick about it.

But that's not the point here.

I'll do wwhat ewer the fuck I wwant wwith Sign. He's the only fuckin' one wwho giwes a shit about me so I'll see him wwhenewer I fuckin' feel like it.

You killed two trolls I gave a shit about, I won't let you do it to them too.

You just don't fuckin' understand, you newer wwill.

Try me.

Stay away from them.

NO.

He's the only fuckin' good thin' I got goin' right noww an' I'm not gonna stay awway just cause you're bein' a fuckin' wiggler ower this.

[A pause, frustration and tiredness and just fuck the world.]

I'm not gonna fuck up again Sol. He's tryin' to help me an' I like him.

Don't you fucking see? You're like me, you nookwipe. You break and burn everything you fucking touch or give half a rancid shit about.

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