001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

Comments

[thehonking]

EASY?
that's what you think, bro?
WELL, I WON'T GET TO ARGUING WITH YOU.
shouldn't go making myself too complicated.
SHOULDN'T GO MAKING THINGS DIFFICULT ON ALL YOU MOTHERFUCKERS.
you're touching me deep, though.
WARMING THIS FRIGID LITTLE BLOOD PUMPER I GOT HERE.

[nauticalnightmare]

hey gam
are wwe friends

[thehonking]

sure, bro.
DON'T ALL SEE WHY NOT.

[nauticalnightmare]

thanks

[thehonking]

honk. :o)

[nauticalnightmare]

glub

[thehonking]

DON'T BE ALL DOWN, YO.
got a whole new fuckin band of merrymakers here for you to be gettin your chat on with.
IT'S PRETTY ALL MOTHERFUCKIN WICKED LIKE THAT.

[nauticalnightmare]

you got a point there
an id ask for some advvice since you're one a the only ones thatll talk to me an wwe got some fucked up shit in common
but dont knoww if youd be wwillin to listen
im kind a runnin out a options here
fuck im usin that lalonde humans wweird pale tendencies im so fuckin lost here

[thehonking]

ain't all that hard.
MOTHERFUCKERS ARE ALL UP ON THE WAVELENGTHS ALL THE MOTHERFUCKIN TIME.
all like "shit what's happening, brothers"
GETTING THEIR CHAT ON FOR ALL TO SEE.
then you can be all "well man, this is what's happening with me"
AND THEN YOU GET ALL TO FUCKIN CONVERSING.
bam.
JUST LIKE MOTHERFUCKIN THAT.

[nauticalnightmare]

gam you knoww people dont like listenin to me an wwhat ivve got to say about shit
an unlike wwith you all a the assholes wwe knoww are still on my ass ovver the wwhole killin thing

[thehonking]

was talking about other motherfuckers, bro.
TALKING ABOUT MAKING SOME NEW MOTHERFUCKIN FRIENDS.
you dig?
STEP ON OUT INTO THE CITY WILDS.
that sis you're already getting your chat on with is wicked sweet.

[nauticalnightmare]

yeah
shes not too bad
givvin me a gun an evverythin so i dont feel so fuckin vvulnerable
but i dont do wwell wwith others
not like i got much a choice but to try though
you knoww wwhat time that mornin trainin shit happens
might meet some people there
also considerin joinin that wwatch thing if i cant find a better job

[thehonking]

SEE RIGHT THERE?
plenty of shit for you to be doing.
DON'T ALL KNOW ABOUT THE TRAINING, THOUGH.
i just show up whenever.
GONNA HAVE TO ASK MY BRO WITH THE GRUB BROWS.
either one.
DRESSED UP ALL IN GREEN.
they know that shit.

[nauticalnightmare]

grub browws
wwhat the fuck

[thehonking]

BIGGEST FUCKIN BROWS YOU EVER SAW.
and he's got all like a mini version of himself.
MOST HILARIOUS MOTHERFUCKERS YOU'LL EVER MEET.

[nauticalnightmare]

mildly concerned noww but i gotta see this for myself
giant fuckin browws all green an theres twwo a them
shouldnt be too hard to find

[thehonking]

got the same hair too.
BLACK MOTHERFUCKIN UPSIDE DOWN BOWLS.
all shiny and shit.
CAN'T MISS THOSE BROS IF YOU TRIED.

[nauticalnightmare]

startin to sound like i might wwant to try
ill sea for myself howw freaky they are an go from there

[thehonking]

right on, bro.
GO AND MAKE MOTHERFUCKIN NICE WITH FOLKS.