001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

Comments

[nauticalnightmare]

wwell im just sayin
AC is a girl wwho does wway too many fuckin cat puns
CA is me an i do the occasional nautical pun if i feel so inclined
an like i said i can sea wwhere someone could get confused pretty fuckin easily ovver somethin that might a been a typo or somethin

[dead_black_eyes]

I'm knot confused.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhy are humans so fuckin wweird

[dead_black_eyes]

What is unfamiliar is often perseaved that way.

[nauticalnightmare]

youre terribubble

[dead_black_eyes]

That one is really pushing it, but I'll net it slide.

[nauticalnightmare]

dont be a bass
you dont knoww the meanin a fishin it

[dead_black_eyes]

I want you to row that making waves wasn't my intention.

[nauticalnightmare]

im shore it wwasnt

[dead_black_eyes]

There's no call to be faseatious.

[nauticalnightmare]

youd get along wwith fef
so wwho are you anywways

[dead_black_eyes]

My name is Rue Ryuzaki.

[Not really, but Eridan won't find many who can or will refute that.]

[nauticalnightmare]

eridan ampora if you dont already knoww
an if the chance evver comes wwhere you sea a girl usin fishpuns an typin really excited
do wwhat you just did wwith me
itll probably make her day an she might need it at the time if karma really fuckin hates me

[dead_black_eyes]

You've wronged her significantly...?

[nauticalnightmare]

yeah
lets just fuckin leavve it at that

[dead_black_eyes]

I have nothing to gain by prying.