001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

Comments

[malandragem]

You want to prove that you are worth something, then?

In that case- you should start by trying your hardest to find a partner. There is no better way to prove your worth than to accomplish things despite the odds being against you.

[nauticalnightmare]

yeah that wwas kind a the plan to begin wwith
i mean just cause im pretty much fucked in that department doesnt mean i wwont try
if anythin ivve got goin for me its bein persistent as fuck no matter the odds

[malandragem]

You seemed like you were going to give up without making the attempt for a moment there, to be very honest.

It is good that you did not. Perseverance is admirable, in certain situations.

[nauticalnightmare]

just because i knoww im fucked doesnt mean im wwillin to givve up
quittin isnt somethin i like to do if i can help it

[malandragem]

[That one gets a little bit of a laugh.]

Like I said- perseverance can be quite admirable.

I think you will do fine in finding a partner, so long as you are not too terribly rude or overbearing.

[nauticalnightmare]

yeah see
that right there might be a problem
i cant help it sometimes

[malandragem]

Well... I am sure it will work out. Believe me, there are people here with the patience of saints.

[nauticalnightmare]

so ivve noticed
ill keep in mind to at least make a half assed attempted to think before i speak wwhen dealin wwith potential candidates

[malandragem]

Better than not trying at all, I suppose...

[nauticalnightmare]

shit like that doesnt happen ovver night
an frankly most people deservve it an i dont see the need to censor myself wwhen talkin to someone

[malandragem]

Well, Rome was not founded in a day- so I think expecting immediate change would be a bit much, yes.

Though I will admit, censoring myself is not something I do well either.

[Though she does it with... considerably less swearing.]

[nauticalnightmare]

sea you get it
its just not somethin that one should havve to do is all im sayin
but people havve such delicate fuckin sensibilities that theres not much a choice otherwwise

[malandragem]

Being honest tends to save a lot of time, and a lot of dancing around subjects that would be better off out in the open.

It is good for people to hear the truth sometimes. It makes for thicker skin.

[nauticalnightmare]

exactly
its not my fault that some people just cant take brutal honesty wwithout throwwin some fit ovver it

[malandragem]

Sometimes, people simply do not wish to hear what they do not wish to admit to themselves.

[nauticalnightmare]

more like most a the time
wwhich is another reason wwhy im not the most popular

[malandragem]

Not everyone can handle it, unfortunately.

[nauticalnightmare]

most people cant
an evven if they can they gotta be total fuckin douchebags ovver it

[malandragem]

How do you mean?

[nauticalnightmare]

as in douchebags wwho can handle it but retort back wwith shit that starts fuckin fights that wwere totally unnecessary if they wwould just shut up

[malandragem]

Oh- you mean the sort that will argue the point until the very end? I have met a few like that.

[nauticalnightmare]

almost evvery fuckin person i kneww wwas like that
so you can sea wwhere there wwould havve been some problems

[malandragem]

Yes, I do. Sometimes you have to just let them have the point, even if they are wrong.

You will save yourself headaches.

[nauticalnightmare]

id rather argue the point than let someone think they got one ovver on me

[malandragem]

Being too proud can be dangerous, you know.