001 ♒ Text [March 12th]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale its pretty fuckin obvvious wwhats goin on around here
breww clearly understands wworth when it seas it
evven if its made a feww fuckin mistakes along the wway its at least done somethin right finally
an ill havve you all fuckin knoww you should be grateful that im wwillin to help if any a you wweapons are powwerful enough an fuckin wworthy enough to be wwielded by me
for the sake a bein generous im wwillin to evven ovverlook all a your inferiority and subject myself to minglin wwith humans to get this shit done
lookin for a powwerful long ranged wweapon wwho wwants to be paired wwith the soon to be best fuckin meister in this entire fuckin city
an speakin a this fuckin place
noww im not usually one to complain but wwhy the FUCK are wwe in a desert
wwhat kind a masochistic douchebags actually build a city in a cod forsaken place like this
i can almost already feel my fuckin gills dryin out as wwe speak
if i die like some pathetic beached wwhale theres gonna be fuckin hell to pay
an wwhat the fuck is wwith these cheap livvin arrangements
youd think a city beggin for help wwould at least givve some fuckin decent accommodations to its fuckin savviors
but i suppose i can ovverlook that for noww
after all when dealin wwith so many loww class ingrates its not alwways easy to pinpoint the more wworthy ones
an speakin a loww class
...
evveryone wwho gets dragged here has their wweapons taken awway from them right
say if someone had a fuckin chainsaww disguised as somethin totally innocent
it wwould still be taken awway from them wwouldnt it
cause otherwwise fuck you shibusen for not doin your fuckin job a keepin the peace
an wwhat about freaky fuckin psychic powwers
does anyone get to keep those for wwhatevver reason
...
...
an those a you from my timeline
im not apologizin so dont fuckin ask me to
it wwasnt my fault

Comments

[nauticalnightmare]

guess theres nothin else to do then
fuck this is gonna suck

[thorny]

If it was a pleasurable experience there wouldn't be as many people shying away from revamping their character.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhy the fuck are you alwways right about this shit

[thorny]

I've spent some time researching this topic and related ones, which ought to result in a high rate of accuracy.

That and the fact that most of this is simply common sense, of course.

[nauticalnightmare]

an i suddenly remember wwhy you piss me off
but i guess itd be dowwn right ungrateful a me to not say thanks for helpin

[thorny]

It would be, yes. And considering that's the sort of thing you're apparently attempting to move away from...

[nauticalnightmare]

empire wwasnt built in a fuckin day

[thorny]

Nor was it completed because the architects decided to cease pointing out small slips in the workmanship.

[nauticalnightmare]

so you callin yourself a architect a me noww

[thorny]

I was merely running with your metaphor to point out the flaws in it. Think of me more as a reminder of your goals.

[nauticalnightmare]

wwhale id say i wwont need a fuckin reminder but despite wwhat i wwant to believve
i probably do
so thanks again for that
no matter howw much i feel its gonna get real annoyin real fast

[thorny]

Think of it as repayment for every encounter we've had in the past, including those you don't remember.

[revenge is sweeeeeeeeeeet.]

[nauticalnightmare]

obligatory youre a bitch

[thorny]

I believe that the correct response here would be I do what I want.

[nauticalnightmare]

come on this is near perfect
wwhy dont you at least consider givvin quadrants a chance
you cant say no until youvve at least tried it

[thorny]

I'll consider it around the same time that I'm allowed to go ice skating in the seventh circle of hell.

[nauticalnightmare]

so fuckin narroww minded
you dont knoww wwhat youre missin here
an somethin tells me you got a smartbass comment for that fuckin one to so im just sayin in advvance you can savve it

[thorny]

My goodness, I'm beginning to wonder which of us is the Seer here. I promise you that I've plenty of other stupid issues to wade through that entangling myself in alien romance isn't necessary.

[nauticalnightmare]

like wwhat kind a issues
you go around an havve evveryone else spill their shit out to you but wwhat about your shit

[thorny]

My shit is personal and dealt with immediately, although your doubtlessly sincere curiosity is appreciated.

[nauticalnightmare]

if you evver change your mind its only fuckin right I be wwillin to listen since you wwent out a your wway to do so for me
an not like I got anyfin better to do

[thorny]

Thank you, but I'm not about to fall into what is likely a pale trap.

[nauticalnightmare]

it wwas wworth a shot
not surprised you caught me
but wwhat if I said its totally fuckin non romantic curiosity
wwould you at least consider then

[thorny]

Not particularly. Such a comingling of emotions would corrupt my unbiased appraisal of your own difficulties and render any advice I give you pointless.

[nauticalnightmare]

thats totally unfuckin true
if anythin itd help you givve better advvice if you knoww someon better
an howw are you gonna knoww someone if you just listen to their problems an not get their opinions on other problems