3rd Temple [Video]

[demandsacrifice]

[you see a somewhat big and well build man staring with confidence at the screen]

I see that once again new humans were brought into this world.

As such, I shall introduce myself:
I am Poseidon, the God of the Oceans, and my temple is located on the Creeping Crypt 18A. You are authorized to leave your offerings to me in the format of incense, food and rituals, as I was informed that human sacrifices are outdated and therefore I shall not demand them. If you wish there is already a morning ritual in my honor performed every morning in the training grounds, use the guidance of others to learn about this methods of worship.

[He smirks rather confidently, which indicates that he believes in everything he is saying]


That is all.

[Failed attempt of private to Hades = You see this also]

Hades!! I have been looking everywhere for you! Why are  you not in your designated Temple?
It appears that we, Gods, are not immune to drowning! Be careful around the water!
[Very serious expression, which can only mean that he had the experience]

We must meet at once and delineate strategies in how to avoid dying with an water body.

Comments

[ video ]

[perfectorder]

[he still can't believe this. also he's ignoring the whole temple business because he has now given—nope, he hasn't.]

It is not your temple, stop confusing the other guests.

And the alternative to not drowning is to learn how to swim. Honestly I still can't believe you call yourself the god of water and can't even do that much.

Re: [ video ]

[demandsacrifice]

If I live somewhere which is not my realm, I will live obviously in my Temple.

[Blinks]

I am symbolically the God of Sea and Oceans, as such, I am the Sea and the Oceans... [He explains] The Sea and the Oceans cannot drown.

Re: [ video ]

[perfectorder]

It is called an apartment. The least you can do is use the correct terminology.

[headache. he feels it coming. feels it coming bad.]

That may be true in your world, but due to BREW, you are no longer that entity. You will have to live by more mortal standards.

[diedforyoursins]

[...well this is just sort of bizarre.]

You are the Greek god of the ocean?

[excuse him this is just a bit hard to accept given the very monotheistic nature of his very existence.]

[demandsacrifice]

[Poseidon makes his Godly smirk]

Yes, I am Poseidon the God of the Oceans and the Sea.

[voice]

[diedforyoursins]

[there's a bit of a pause before he actually responds. this takes a bit of consideration, after all.]

...I understand that other worlds can be very different, and as a result it should not be a huge leap to accept that in other worlds there might be other gods that actually exist beyond the one that I am familiar with.

But even still, I find that a little...hard to believe.

[Text]

[badcop]

[Good to know BREW brought in crazy humans, too!]

I'll bring you some human sacrifices.

Re: [Text]

[demandsacrifice]

[Oh, that is interesting! He thought it was out of date, but if not he certainly appreciated the gesture.]

You will have my appreciation.

[Text]

[badcop]

I don't really need your appreciation to get the job done.

[video]

[kill_some_time]

While I appreciate your warning, the answer to your predicament is quite simple: learn to swim.

[Sup, brother, I see you're being an idiot again.]

Re: [video]

[demandsacrifice]

I represent the Sea, It should not be possible for me to drown in the first place! [Huffing]

[video]

[bookpapers]

Hades is here too? [why is Lavi still surprised by all of this]

Re: [video]

[demandsacrifice]

Yes, he is. And fortunately not Zeus.

[Video]

[shendefeng]

'You' only exist in Greek myth as I understood it, though then again I can see how your Roman equivalent, Neptune, would hence be given a sort of offering in the form of a libation of a strong drink and a dance or act when crossing the equator.

Yet even then, human sacrifices would be considered barbaric.

[He's been on boats - he knows what it's like. Now he takes the time to tilt his head toward the side a bit.]

Yet that one who claims to be a god, much less a god like yourself, is rare. I myself am considered a part of myth and lore for many, yet here I am, so I could take your words to be the truth, in a sense.

[Another pause.]

As for morning rituals, I know not that they would be in your 'honour,' nor do I think it would ever be done so as it has been done long before your arrival. But that they are done for the well-being of everyone in order to prepare for the fights and battles we might encounter, then yes, it can be taken as that.

[Temeraire: book-savvy since 1805.]

Re: [Video]

[demandsacrifice]

[Sorry, most of the conversation went to a dead end, as he observes the video.]

You are not human!

[Video]

[sayatakagi]

Temple. Offerings. Really?

Hasn't anyone told you all of that is outdated?

Re: [Video]

[demandsacrifice]

I was told that the human sacrifices are outdated.

(voice.)

[ioudas]

Shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up, shut up.

Re: (voice.)

[demandsacrifice]

If you do not want to hear me why do you contact me?

[kuramaless]

Why would people wanna leave you offerin's?

[That is so weird.]

[demandsacrifice]

Because that's how humans worship and show their respect to a God, by bringing him offerings.

[I agree, why are people so against the human sacrifice when before they used to do it by their own free will.]

[weaponry]

Well, I wonder how accurate this information is. [ ...She has no words for this. As Tenten continues, her tone shifts from a curious young girl to a sarcastic and bitter sassy teenager. ] It can't be a big, huge, gigantic, miserable lie, can it? [ Power really does make someone crazy! As ] Look, until you can make this place into a nice tropical resort, I don't think anyone should be worshiping you here.

[demandsacrifice]

What is a tropical resort? [Because that was obviously the most important part of all the explanation]

[text]

[hoennmaihime]

[So very unimpressed.]

You're the lamest god I've ever met.

Re: [text]

[demandsacrifice]

Lamest? [That actually managed to surprise Poseidon] I was always the most popular God before. [The only one which interacted with humans also.]