That has to make your hands tired. Pressing shift for the beginning of every single word, and all that.

What are you? You talk like a robot or an alien or something. WHAT IS THE GENERAL INTENT OF RED SOLICITATIONS, BEEP BEEP, BEEP, BEEP, BOOP WHIRRRRRRR, SOLICITATIONS BEEP BEEP ENTIRE HUMAN POPULATION BOOP

Without the beeps and boops, mind you, but you see my point.

[OOC: Go for it! I don't have a problem with any troll quirks. :) ]