ahomine: (uh...huh...)
Daiki Aomine ([personal profile] ahomine) wrote in [community profile] soul_campaign2012-09-12 08:58 pm

002 | Video | March 22 | Afternoon

[ No one ever taught Aomine how to take care of himself – or their lessons never stuck, whatever – so among other great lifestyle choices, he's survived on fast food and other junk ever since he showed up in Death City a few weeks back. Sure, he sometimes shows up at morning training to mooch free breakfast, but that's only if he manages to crawl out of bed on time...which almost never happens.

It's more common for Aomine to play basketball all day, grab a burger or something, then crash on his bed for a long afternoon nap. Which is what he did today. In fact he woke up just seconds ago, rolled over and snatched the Communicator up off the floor. His stomach's rumbling and he has an important question to ask the network.

He gives the camera a vacant stare. Then he yawns. Then he stares again. It's pretty obvious he's forgotten what he was going to say. Actually he doesn't look like he's even realised he's awake. It takes a couple seconds for his brain to catch up to reality.

Basketball superstar extraordinaire right here.
]

'm hungry. Who wants to come make me some dinner, or somethin'? Not right away but pretty soon...

[ He trails off into another yawn. It occurs to him that such an offer might not be tempting. ]

Or at least tell me how to make somethin' decent. Livin' offa junk food is startin' to lose it's charm.

[ He rubs the sleep from his eyes before cutting the video feed. ]
starfruitfrog: (shock || Um. Are you stupid?)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-12 10:33 pm (UTC)(link)
[He'll just bring him a band-aid if that happens.]

Why did you suggest it at all then, de arimasu? Do you want them or not, de arimasu?
starfruitfrog: (worry || not sure if want)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-13 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
You're the one who did that, de arimasu. I just said they were dumplings. If you don't want them I'll just eat them as a pre-dinner snack, de arimasu.

[And who are you calling froggy, you freakishly tall Pekoponian.]
starfruitfrog: (shock || Um. Are you stupid?)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-13 04:31 am (UTC)(link)
Lots of aliens eat dumplings, de arimasu. It would be weirder if you found an alien that doesn't, de arimasu. It's like finding an alien that's never heard of curry.

...And I wouldn't have to eat it if you'd just take them.
starfruitfrog: (talking || That's very troublesome)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-13 04:40 am (UTC)(link)
....I've eaten curry, de arimasu.
starfruitfrog: (worry || not sure if want)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-13 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
Like curry, de arimasu.
starfruitfrog: (talking || One word: Sad.)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-14 03:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Normal except for the fact that it's the best curry Aomine will have tasted. And part of the process involves bathing in it.]

Just because we're aliens doesn't mean we eat weird things, de arimasu.
starfruitfrog: (proud || Why yes I am a genius)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-14 03:41 am (UTC)(link)
[Nope, it's still pretty gross when you're a frog alien.]

That may be true, but we don't, de arimasu.

[The vicious Space Okonomiyaki FX that has to be killed before it can be eaten isn't considered weird. Neither is the rocket-sized yam that can shrug off beam attacks using a light-shield.]
starfruitfrog: (talking || That's very troublesome)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-14 03:57 am (UTC)(link)
[No one eats junk unless they're actually some kind of space monster in the form of a tiny sheep-creature, Aomine.]

Well excuse me for being boring, de arimasu. Maybe I'll just keep the dumplings too while I'm at it, de arimasu.

[It would have been more of an adventure if Keroro hadn't already met humans before. And if he still had all his alien gadgets.]
starfruitfrog: (determination || Aliens have feelings to)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-14 04:09 am (UTC)(link)
That's because I am a normal person, de arimasu. It's just that I come from a different species and a different planet, that's all.

So where do you want the dumplings, de arimasu??
starfruitfrog: (talking || Kero...?)

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[personal profile] starfruitfrog 2012-09-19 03:21 am (UTC)(link)
[He's not a frog, he's an alien. And aliens are people even when they look like frogs. Or muscled men with a head that looks like a baby seal.]

Not too long. I'm coming from work, so it's pretty close, de arimasu.