Video | January 25th | Evening

[spandexisyouth]

[The device is turned on to show a cheerful Gai. There’s some flour in his hair for an unknown reason and he seems unaware of it, or uncaring.]

Chipotle is not really spicy at all, is it?

[Kakashi's voice comes from off-screen, not far from the device. He's probably working next to Gai in the kitchen.]

Anything is 'not really spicy' to you.

[Gai looks off to the side.]

But this pepper especially is not very spicy! I am sure! I do not see why we cannot put some in dinner!

[An audible sigh from Kakashi.]

Obito will side with me. Two to one, you're outvoted, Gai-kun.

[Gai straightens, looking defiant.]

I am quite certain that Obito is up to dealing with spices! And I am asking the city, not just him! Perhaps you should build up your tolerance!

[A pause.]

The city isn't eating your food. We are. And we'd like to live through dinner.

[Gai sighs, looking down at the food.]

It would not kill you. Especially something this mild! It should not even... Very well.

[Gai steps away from the screen to put the peppers back in the fridge.]

[Kakashi moves into the frame just enough to be seen for a moment, before blocking the camera with his hand. The visual may be blocked, but the audio is not. The tone of his voice is playful and somewhat suggestive.]

I promise to make it up to you later.

[Gai’s voice is on the quiet side, but it’s no longer disappointed, not at all. If anything, it’s rather warm.]

Ah. I... Good. Then I would not mind dinner being... very mild.

[A bit of a chuckle from Kakashi.]

Dinner has to be Obito-friendly. Dessert-- [He stops abruptly and his hand moves away from the camera slightly.] You should really turn the communicator off.

We were-- I was asking-- [In the middle of verbally flailing Gai gets the communicator. There’s a glance at his face - his cheeks are red - and then it’s off.]

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[heretolookhot]

You guys are so domestic. It's a little gross.

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[grab_my_bells]

[He blinks a little, then frowns. Wow, ok, yeah, he guesses they are a little domestic. When did that happen?]

Well, we have to eat.

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[heretolookhot]

It's like a 50's sitcom, just gayer.

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[spandexisyouth]

Gross? We are only making dinner...

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[heretolookhot]

Like way too sweet? Those are the kind of arguments married people have.

[permavid]

[ink_nin]

[Oh hey, it's Sai's favorite sensei.
Ok, his only sensei. And Gai.]

I am not sure that it is actually possible to make something so spicy that it could kill you, Kakasi-sensei. Unless you are allergic to the ingrediants, of course.

[A pause]

Gai-sensei why are you blushing?

[permavid]

[grab_my_bells]

[Well, if that earns him the title of favorite, he guesses he'll take it.]

I might be. Gai doesn't know, and I don't care to find out the hard way.

[uh.]

The kitchen is getting a little hot, that's all.

[permavid]

[spandexisyouth]

He exaggerates! It is what he does! Especially as chipotle is not spicy at all!

[More blush.]

...And yes. It is.

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[thatkindofscum]

[Obito has been ignoring the DEMISE network since his talk with his cousin earlier that day in an attempt at keeping a low profile so Kakashi wouldn't find out. So he had stuck to his room until now, when his nose told him that dinner was on the way.

Walking into the kitchen, Obito makes his way to the counter, intent on the peppers Gai had laid out there.]

These things any good?

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[grab_my_bells]

Gai's trying to poison us with spice.

[And suddenly Kakashi was more self conscious. There would be no blatant flirting in front of Obito, definitely not. It was bad enough Sai knew and Santana knew and probably his students had figured it out...]

Been out all day?

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[spandexisyouth]

[Gai could feel the way that Kakashi withdrew. One day maybe his Rival would be comfortable... But he would cover up for any awkwardness with volume.]

They are very good! They have a deep flavor and only a bit of spice! Kakashi is complaining about nothing!

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[forbearanced]

[DOES NOT NOTICE HOMO SUBTEXT but!]

Gai-dono. I was not aware that you cook.

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[spandexisyouth]

[This is quite fine!]

I do cook! I enjoy cooking very much! Spicy curry is what I am best at! Do you cook?

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[forbearanced]

I do. The men under the command of my lord need to eat well, after all.

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[thewarisover]

[Oho.]

It's nice to see my Zone Leaders getting along so well.

[He's in a good mood. It's his birthday: go figure.]

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[spandexisyouth]

We are partners and Eternal Rivals! Of course we would get along well!

[...More or less.]

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[thewarisover]

Yes, I suppose it's the best of friends who are excellent at teasing each other that way.

[nofarplaneyet]

At least you're opting for something milder than that curry you almost killed me with. *teasing*

[spandexisyouth]

The curry was not dangerous! It is not my fault if people do not know how to handle spice!

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[nolicenseyet]

[Ahhhh, so this was her other Zone Leader.]

I don't think spicy food can kill people.

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[spandexisyouth]

You are correct! It cannot!

two days later ):

[weaponry]

[ DAD

OTHER DAD

CUT IT OUT. Tenten just squirms a bit uncomfortably that Guy-sensei and Kakashi-sensei are being suggestive. The thought of her sensei in any type of romantic relationship is just one that Tenten has never thought about. Kakashi's statements just brought wrong images that should never be imagined. ]

Well, that - uh. [ She's not sure what to say here. ] It's an ingenius way to get your way, Kakashi-sensei. [ The second those words leave her mouth her eyes surge open and her hands quickly cover her mouth. Great.

More innuendo. ]

ingame delay or just ooc delay?

[grab_my_bells]

[Other dad...well, that's better than being mom.]

Mm, thanks. I thought it was rather skillful.

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[moirailcompass]

[CUTE. SO CUTE. SHIP SHIP SHIP.]

Hi Gai! And you must be Kakashi, right?

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[grab_my_bells]

[Oh dear...]

Uh...huh. You're...which troll are you?