004 ♒ Text [April 2nd]

[nauticalnightmare]

wwho the fuck wwould wwant to sea gai an lee in drag
i mean come the fuck on wwhat is WWRONG wwith you people

[Private to Meenah]

youre comin ovver to my place as soon as possible
an youre bringin wwhat you plan to wwear for the pageant wwith you
an if its not good enough then im takin full rights to pick out a neww one for you
if youre gonna be up there wwith fef youre gonna look good an youre gonna like it

[Private to Rose]

so hey about this pageant
i knoww you expressed a bit a interest in me bein in despite i wwasnt able to get you on the list wwith the others
lend me a hand tonight gettin my shit ready for it wwill you

Comments

[awokentospring]

[Lee starts, then pouts.]

... Hn. But it is still true...

[nauticalnightmare]

hey it aint your fault hes a prude wwho cant take a compliment

[awokentospring]

Neji is normally better at accepting compliments! But he is not being so magnanimous right now.

[nauticalnightmare]

i think hes offended wwe think hed make a pretty girl
might be a matter a pride or somethin
wwhich is fuckin stupid but wwhatevver
maybe he knowws he looks like a girl an it makes him think hes less a man because a it an thats wwhy he doesnt like people bringin attention to it

[awokentospring]

Oh! [Now that is a thought!]

Then perhaps I should tell him that that is not the case! He is most certainly a man and very manly!

I do not understand why he cannot understand that he can be manly and beautiful at the same time!

[Lee is so earnest right now.]

[nauticalnightmare]

some people are just too obsessed wwith wwhatevver the fuck society thinks they should be that they dont like light bein brought to things it shouldnt be
you should be a friend an help him accept he can be both so hell be happier

[Why is Eridan even allowed to talk to this guy? If Eridan's being a good troll, there is something wrong with this picture.]

[awokentospring]

[Apparently Lee is the gullible little guppy Eridan has been waiting for~]

You are right! I will do my part as Neji's friend and rival and help him to see all the potential he possesses!

[nauticalnightmare]

an just remember the more he protests the more hes tryin to hide
be a good friend an dont let him hide anymore

[awokentospring]

Roger! You may rest easy knowing that I will not let him hide his true self!

Oh, but he said that for now I must focus on the competition, so that is what I shall do!

[nauticalnightmare]

honestly thats probably for the best considerin
just dont forget about spreadin the wword a wwhat needs to go dowwn after the competition
an then after all thats said an done you can focus on neji acceptin his feminine side

[awokentospring]

Understood! I am not one to forget things easily!

[Except when he does.]

[nauticalnightmare]

if you forget youd be lettin evveryone dowwn so i believve in you

[Good Lee, Best guppy. Eridan knows where to go now if he needs something stupid done.]

[awokentospring]

I would not want to let anyone down! I will... go do it now! Presently!

[nauticalnightmare]

kneww i could count on you

[So fucking easy.]

[ not here ]

[weaponry]

[ ....She's just spectating in this thread. Don't mind her.

Welp, this is going to be interesting. It's conformation that she's the only sane person on team guy.

also p.s. eridan she's going to have a Little Talk With You. ]