April 29th, Afternoon

[dialogical]

I feel like the redhead in the intro video perhaps overdramatized the situation.
I do understand that all wars are, to some extent, a waiting game.
And I happen to be particularly excellent and ideally designed to that aspect of them.
But I'm not sure they're supposed to actually be relaxing.
I'm just saying, this place is pretty fucking great.
Akin to what I would imagine from a resort, back when such things existed, like right now.
But enough on that.
I would like to at least construct the illusion of being prepared for something vaguely unpleasant.
How many available weapons are around here?