002 ☠ Whiff

[overkrill]

holy CARP
yo death city youre gonna have to step your game up suckas
cause those witch dames shore did just come lay the smack down on you on your home surf


gotta say though
the giant bugs were a nice touch
im gonna BLING T)(E FUCK outta this scorpion carapace i got
serket im gonna need a glue gun stat

translation

holy crap
yo Death City, you're gonna have to step your game up suckers
cause those witch dames sure did just come lay the smack down on you on your home turf

gotta say though
the giant bugs were a nice touch
I'm gonna bling the fuck outta this scorpion carapace I got
Serket, I'm gonna need a glue gun, STAT

Comments

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[consider8]

[Glue gun heading for the back of your head!]

[action]

[overkrill]

[sdjhsjfkja RUD--E!]

Fuck's sake Serket, what the shell was that for?!

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[consider8]

Because--!! [That's a symbolic representation of me, dummy!]

Because--!! [I mean, that should be obvious, considering you like fish puns so much...]

Because you didn't even ask me before you decided to haul that thing in here!!

[Way to go, Aranea.]

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[overkrill]

[Staring...

Staring...


...eh. Whatevs.]

...I could go shove it in my plaice you know, it's not like I gotta keep it in here.

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[consider8]

[What... urgh... Meenaaaaah.]

...that's not what I meant.

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[overkrill]

[What? She doesn't get it.]

Then what did ya mean? I mean I'm just tryin' to be conchsiderate here an' if it bothers you so much I can flipperin' move it.

[action]

[consider8]

I mean... that...

...

It'd be like stuffing a giant barracuda and hanging it on the wall!

[That should make sense, right?]

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[overkrill]

....oh.

[You think she gets it, but then-]

What, didja wanna eat somefin offa this?

[Let's remember that Meenah is more or less high on the food chain when it comes to oceanic predators, okay?]

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[consider8]

WHAT????????

[No, seriously. WHAT?]

How did you get that out of my analogy?!

[action]

[overkrill]

Uh... I eat fish?

[Not hard to follow?!!]

[action]

[consider8]

Whale... er, well.. yes! But...

...

Don't you think there might be something a bit more... potentially symbolic here?

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[overkrill]

[/staaaaaaare]

...like what?

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[consider8]

OH GEE, GOSH, I DON'T KNOW.

[Rolling her eyes now. Which is convenient since, you know, she actually has pupils.]

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[overkrill]

[Counter-rolling her eyes and also pouting.]

You gonna start makoin' any kinda sense anytime soon, Serket?

[action]

[consider8]

Whale, if you're not getting it, then I'm not going to explain it to you!!

[Aranea, what.]

[action]

[overkrill]

[Shruggin' like a BOSS]

Alright. No skin off my sniffnode.

[action]

[consider8]

Fine!

[slamming her door]

[action]

[overkrill]

[RUUUUUUUUDE?!!!]

WELL FINE, BE LIKE THAT! SEA IF I CARE!

Video

[draculabackwards]

*Oh, another troll. This time with confusing text, but Alucard can kind of make it out.*

You are using the carapace of the fallen for what? Decoration?

text;

[overkrill]

moray or less yeah
why
you got a problem with it

Video

[draculabackwards]

Some of those familiars were rather large. Their remains might take up a lot of space. *Less space than a deer head mounted on a wall, for example.*

text;

[overkrill]

aint like i aint got my own plaice
besides it aint T)(AT big

Video

[draculabackwards]

Did you dispatch the familiar in combat? It's carapace could be a good shield.

text;

[overkrill]

i did
ain't much for shields and carp when i fight though

Video

[draculabackwards]

What do you usually fight with?

text;

[overkrill]

a 2x3dent
its like
you know
a trident but with two ends and stuff

Video

[draculabackwards]

Oh, really? I've used a lot of weapons but I never quite had the skill to wield a trident. You must be quite skilled.

text;

[overkrill]

[Man, she is preening at that.]

yeah im pretty gr8 with it
i mean great

Video

[draculabackwards]

Are you skilled with other spear-like weaponry or just tridents?

text;

[overkrill]

aint ebber reely tried anyfin but my 2x3dent
but i guess a spear might be pretty easy

Video

[draculabackwards]

If you're a Meister, I think I recall seeing a spear like Weapon but I cannot recall the name at the time.

text;

[overkrill]

oh yeah
well at least theres someone around i might be able to use