Oдин / Video // Aпрель 8

[ferroustigmata]

[Good morning, Death City! Have an injured, unfamiliar teenager on your network this morning!]

I have a few questions.

[Gee, someone sure is to the point.]

First of all: Why do the sun and moon have faces?

[This, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind irritability that comes up when you don't get a good night's sleep. He would have a hard enough time just trying to get asleep considering that yesterday he showed up in a place half-way across the world (as far as he knows) instantaneously without any warning and a barely comprehensible excuse. But the feeling that someone was watching him a little too intently all night sealed the deal, and now Sasha is functioning on the half-hour of sleep he managed to get right before dawn.]

Second: Why is everything around here named so morbidly?

I know America is supposed to be the land of the backward, but could you at least tone it down for the newcomers? Sudden spacial displacement is jarring enough to begin with, trust me.

Third...

[He lets out a disheartened sigh.]

I'm trying to get to the clinic to get some stitches looked at. Two sets of conflicting directions have led me to...[He looks over his shoulder, and continues flatly:] "Death City Heights". [He turns back to the communicator.] So if someone could show me there, I'd appreciate it.

[The request is followed by a long, awkward silence of staring blankly at the communicator, then finally he mutters:]

Я говорю с зеркалом.

[And that's when his message ends.]

[OOC: Translations of Russian can always be found by hovering over the text!]

Comments

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[ferroustigmata]

Ugh, I've had enough already...

Aleksander Hell. "Sasha".

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[atleast80]

Already? But you haven't even met the talking frogs yet.

Hyoubu Kyousuke.

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[ferroustigmata]

[Sasha puts his head in his hands.]

Please stop.

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[atleast80]

[But he hasn't even told you about the trolls or the gargoyle or the talking dragon! Or the fact that people sometimes throw themselves down stairs to learn how to transform into their Weapon forms!]

Why? Don't you like frogs? If that's the case, you might not want to tell them. We don't want to hurt their feelings.

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[ferroustigmata]

No. That's not the problem.

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[atleast80]

Are you sure? It's nothing to be ashamed about, you know. A lot of people don't like them.

[Frogs, he means. Not necessarily the frogs they have here.]

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[ferroustigmata]

Frogs are the least of my concerns right now.

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[atleast80]

I don't know...the green one in particular can be pretty loud. Speaking of him, if he tries to tell you a joke, tell him that it's not funny, will you?

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[ferroustigmata]

..........

[Sasha knows when he's being antagonized...]

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[atleast80]

[He holds his hands up in a gesture of surrender.]

Ah, I hope I didn't offend you. [Not really, but Hyoubu didn't really fancy being hung up on today.] People my age tend to ramble from time to time. I hope you won't hold an old man's eccentricities against him.

[Never mind that he looks like a teenager.]