soul_campaign | Oдин / Video // Aпрель 8

[Good morning, Death City! Have an injured, unfamiliar teenager on your network this morning!]

I have a few questions.

[Gee, someone sure is to the point.]

First of all: Why do the sun and moon have faces?

[This, ladies and gentlemen, is the kind irritability that comes up when you don't get a good night's sleep. He would have a hard enough time just trying to get asleep considering that yesterday he showed up in a place half-way across the world (as far as he knows) instantaneously without any warning and a barely comprehensible excuse. But the feeling that someone was watching him a little too intently all night sealed the deal, and now Sasha is functioning on the half-hour of sleep he managed to get right before dawn.]

Second: Why is everything around here named so morbidly?

I know America is supposed to be the land of the backward, but could you at least tone it down for the newcomers? Sudden spacial displacement is jarring enough to begin with, trust me.

Third...

[He lets out a disheartened sigh.]

I'm trying to get to the clinic to get some stitches looked at. Two sets of conflicting directions have led me to...[He looks over his shoulder, and continues flatly:] "Death City Heights". [He turns back to the communicator.] So if someone could show me there, I'd appreciate it.

[The request is followed by a long, awkward silence of staring blankly at the communicator, then finally he mutters:]

Я говорю с зеркалом.

[And that's when his message ends.]

[OOC: Translations of Russian can always be found by hovering over the text!]

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Alright! Groceries, then?

{She gathers everything up and heads out to get Kerberos.}

Groceries.

[Following.]

{She leads their little part down a few more streets, stopping in front of a decent-sized grocer's with a ripped black and white awning. There's post and a water bowl, so Kero-chan is tied up again.}

So, basics?

Yeah. Things I should be able to handle without much problem.

[Why, Sasha, what ever do you mean by that?]

...can you cook?

Barely.

[Surely he's watched Mafuyu enough times to pick up a few things...right?

At least he's honest.]

Would you like some lessons?

S...sure.

[Cooking for himself...what a strange thought...]

I'll look up some Eastern European dishes and try my hand at them, but I can teach you normal Japanese or slightly more Western dishes pretty much whenever you have the time.

That sounds like an accurate rundown of my diet for the last few years anyway.

Excellent!

[Sasha's checking out the stock as they go through...so many brands and foods that Sasha hasn't seen before.]

How is a city in the middle of the desert so well-stocked...?

I'm not sure. It might involve the mirror portals; if they can use those to transport us across the world almost instantly, food shouldn't be a problem.

Mirror--

[SIGH.]

Yeah, another one of those things. Sorry.

Eventually the surprises will end.

[at least that's what he's telling himself.]

...hopefully!

[She doesn't sound very optimistic...

Sasha sighs and goes back to shopping.]

Oдин / Video // Aпрель 8

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