[april 19th, voice]

[snowman]

[S.O.S.]

[under the blaring sound of the alert siren, rosalia's voice comes through a bit frantically, followed by one much less familiar to the network.]

N-No! No emergency! Jack's new! I'm really sorry about this!

Oh. Whoops.

Comments

[snowman]

Hey, it ends in "ology" so it's science as far as I'm concerned.

[thorny]

If only the rest of the scientific community could take such a tolerant approach.

[video]

[snowman]

What can I say? I'm just really open-minded.

[thorny]

I'm sure there's a hardened physicist lurking around here somewhere with a different way to define your methods, but as you've come down on my side of the debate I personally don't see any need to dispute your claims.

[snowman]

There can't seriously be people wasting there time arguing about that. I mean, really, who cares?

[thorny]

You'd be surprised the extents to which small people will go in order to make themselves feel large.

[snowman]

...Like saying their science is better than your science? Wow.

[thorny]

It's a harsh world that I dwell in. One must always be ready for someone to attempt to cut your throat.

[snowman]

I think throat-cutting might be a bit too...uh, intense a metaphor for someone making fun of your favorite subjects.

[thorny]

I'm afraid that as a dour pseudo-gothy individual I'm contractually obligated to pepper my speech with as many macabre metaphors and figures of speech as I possibly can.