✗ 01, video, january 27th ✗

[snatching]

[The communicator is upside down. Then rightside up. Then upside down. The blonde teen on the other end turns it the right way again, putting it close to her face, and then finally, holding it at a reasonable distance and angle. She stares at it for a few moments, and then tilts her head back with a giant laugh. She speaks with a thick Australian accent, despite the fact that Australia doesn't...exist, in her world. Go figure.]

This thing is great! I can really talk to everyone through this? Wish I had one a these buggers in me other world, I bet some rich ole coot would pay a bunch for it!

Anyway. I ain't new to this whole alternate dimensions thing. But I gotta say, this one seems pretty damn nice. And I ain't sayin' that cuz I'm a brown noser, either, you guys went and hooked us up. Free place, free food, ya don't have to jump through any hoops or rip off anyone or nothing. Back in me own world ya don't get shit for free, unless ya got sticky fingers.

I was kinda in the middle a somethin' when ya brought me here. The weird thing is, I don't remember what I was doin. That beer machine mighta knocked me out, messed with me head. Someone stuck somethin' through me, though.

[And she moves the camera towards her stomach. Since she doesn't really wear real clothes, you can see the bandages.]

Looks like somebody was trying to do me in. Nobody's gonna kill The Great Kid, so quit wastin' yer time!

Ah, yeah, before I go. What's the best way to make some money around here? None of that "ya gotta show up all day, every day" business, I'm lookin' for somethin' good.

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[snatching]

We're the scariest damn group of bandits ya ever met.

[weaponry]

I think I've met more terrifying bandits before. [ There's a small giggle at the end of this. She has met larger, angrier and more animated bandits. Like the guy that lit her on fire. Though, it was more of the prospect of being burnt that was terrifying not the man himself. She'd snipe that bastard any day. ]

[snatching]

[JUST BECAUSE SHE'S BARELY A HUNDRED POUNDS...]

You wanna say that again? Nobody's takin' me lightly for being a girl.

[weaponry]

[ TENTEN IS JUST OVER 100 POUNDS.... ]

Why would I take you lightly for being a girl?! I hate that type of shit!

[snatching]

Maybe yer a goodie-two-shoes housewifin' type.

[weaponry]

I'd rather be torn open than live that kind of life. [ Being a housewife just isn't for her. ] That doesn't suit me, but I don't judge women that want to be that type either. [ ALL WOMEN ARE STRONG AND MIGHTY IN THE EYES OF TENTEN. ]

[snatching]

It's alright to judge people for bein' borin'.

[weaponry]

Those people aren't boring unless that's the only thing of them to note. Just because they aren't blowing stuff up doesn't mean they're a bore.

[snatching]

Well I ain't got any business with 'em.

[weaponry]

Well, BREW doesn't seem like the type to drag in random housewives so you're probably not going to be seeing them often. [ She hasn't seen a single one here despite how she's been here for two months! ]

[snatching]

There's some people around here who ain't fighters, though.

[weaponry]

Yeah, but those people are both men and women.

[snatching]

So? Doesn't mean some of 'em can't be like that.

[weaponry]

I never said they couldn't. BREW chooses the people to bring to this world impartially. They didn't ask to be here.

[snatching]

I knew that, I sure as hell didn't ask to be here.

[weaponry]

I remember when I first woke up here. I was pretty upset, to say the least. [ She wields the best fan OF ALL TIME and now ends up in some weird chamber in middle of fucking nowhere, Nevada. That was a pretty irritating experience. ]

[snatching]

Yeah. So's everyone else. And?

[weaponry]

Nothing! I was just agreeing with you.

[snatching]

...alright, then.