May 1st - Video

[maskednanashi]

For those who visit the strip club in the Red Light area, I have a question for professional interest.

[Well, he's one of the strippers there so he might as well ask.]

Which do you prefer more as part of the performance: an act with a pole or an act without a pole?

[He nods because really that's the only question he has.]

Thank you for your time.

Comments

WAI YAI YAI YIPPIE YAI YAY................

[zealous_steiner]

[See, the hair is important. It signifies your availability

[Ohhhh. Okay.]

Okay, so you're either a bartender or a stripper. Or you're a bouncer. I'd put my money on... hmm, you look like you mix good drinks. [Not quite, Okarin.]

You'd be able to answer this one, too. Full nude club?

pfffffffffffffffffffffffffffff I KNOW YOU ARE DOING THIS ON PURPOSE

[maskednanashi]

I'm a stripper.

[And this guy is really weird...]

...The place is called Bare-It-All.

i'm in loooove with a stripperrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[zealous_steiner]

[Oh.]

[He's a stripper.]

[That would... certainly explain his insistence on the male dancer part.]

Well. I'm sure you do a fine job at it... I... guess?

So full nude, then. Might have to stop by sometime; never been to a full nude club. Though Kurisu would kick my ass if she knew...

/SMACKS YOU

[maskednanashi]

People seem to enjoy what I do.

[And it pays well. That's good enough for him.]

It isn't that hard to find the place.

he rollin he rollin, he climbin that pole and... ~Okarin has a question~

[zealous_steiner]

Do you ever wonder how many people in this city know what your dong looks like?

[Dead. Fucking. Serious.]

/dead

[maskednanashi]

No. It's not that important really.

this is a truly enlightening thread of the ages

[zealous_steiner]

It is intensely important! Are you not a man? Do you not wonder how many people, when they see you or talk to you, picture you naked? I mean, I only had to see Kurisu naked once and I was imagining her tits in my head for the next week!

[Then he realizes what words came out of his mouth and flushes.]

Um. Yeah. As I was saying, it's a legitimate question!

it's so beautiful

[maskednanashi]

I'm a man but I don't wonder about those things. It's just a job and if people picture me naked when they see me then they'll do that whether I'm a stripper or not.

[And...he can't figure out why they're talking about this now.]