Don't worry bro, we got this. I know how to prepare for the oncoming summer heat, we'll be totally chill icebergs will be jealous.

[no, in all actuality they're going to die and he's going to bitch just as loud as Karkat but that's besides the point.

He's getting up and moving, the view of the video shifting and turning until it reaches the fridge. Which he slowly opens, like unveiling a god.

And the entire top two shelves are filled with bottles of apple juice. Someone is hoarding after a two year withdraw.]

Bam motherfucker, check it out.