1st [video] June 7th Noon

[sneakthatshit]

Hnnn...

[Yes, there's grumbling about having to do this. That and he's bad at technology. Let's just make it short and sweet.]

I need a weapon partner. Guns are preferred. If you're some kind of small blade like a combat knife or any other kind of exotic weapon, I can deal with that. I'm not into knights or ninja theatrics so swords or katanas I'll pass on.

[Hold on, he has to puff this cigarette.]

Let me know if you want to see how we work together. There's a war to fight and I'd rather not stand around and twiddle my thumbs.

Comments

[sombrero]

[Snake...! Raiden thought he told you not to be too picky with weapons. THIS IS TOO MUCH.]

What did I say about being picky with weapons? I don't think you understood what I said then.

[sneakthatshit]

I got it just fine. That's why I said other things were allowed.

[sombrero]

And you think just allowing them gives you more options? Finding a partner is a lot more complicated than you think.

Just trust me on that one.

Snake.

Do you have a problem with ninjas?

[sneakthatshit]

Yeah. I'm not one. So I'm not going to swing around a katana and pretend I'm one.

[sombrero]

Ninja's are the best at what they do. They're excellent scouts and they're great at staying concealed, away from enemy eyes. You should learn from ninja techniques.

When the going gets rough sometimes looking at ninja techniques can save your life. The ways of the samurai and ninja saved me once.

You can't simply dismiss these ideas, Snake.

You know, after the Big Shell Incident I taught myself how to use a katana. It's not as bad as you think.

[sneakthatshit]

[A LONG PULL ON HIS CIG

RAIDEN

RAIDEN WHY]

...

...it sounds like quick time events to me.

I can handle myself, kid. The old fashioned way.

See offended blade's insults below.

[anpan_tan]

Now this is what I call discrimination. I hope you know you've just insulted all the blade-type Weapons in Death City. Or is it just that you don't trust yourself enough you'd be able to learn how to use a sword?

[sneakthatshit]

[More grumbling here. He's trying to hold his tongue because RAIDEN SAID]

I don't have anything against blades.

[Except they suck on modern battlefields.]

[anpan_tan]

[Now Yamazaki has to provoke him more to learn if Solid Snake has a snake tongue!]

Then why are you refusing us, all the blades, I mean. We are as useful in combat as another type of Weapons, or even more useful. This is Death City, you can literally kill with a rolling dice here.

[Swords worked perfectly fine on modern battlefields in the 19th century Japan.]

[sneakthatshit]

Personal preference. That's all it is.

[Hnnnn...]

You're a sword then? You don't look very sharp.

[anpan_tan]

Personal preferences can't be considered when lots of lives are in danger. But I take it as an apology.

[Yamazaki's not amused hearing Snake's pun>]

Yes, I am a sword, but...Duh, when you buy a weapon you always ask about the results of its IQ test?

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

Portal gun. Exotic enough?

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[sneakthatshit]

[Oh god, text. He still hadn't gotten used to finding the punctuation keys because he can't into technology so this take a bit.]

Portal gun? Are you talking about some kind of gun that shoots wormholes?

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

That's pretty much the simplest way to describe it.

I also shoot bullets.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[sneakthatshit]

Sounds useful enough. I'll give it a try if you're up to it.

[ ᴛᴇxᴛ ]

[3rdbest]

Sure. I'm free whenever.

I'm Matt, by the way.

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[this_is_keron]

Would a beam rifle work for you?

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[sneakthatshit]

Hmmm, a laser weapon? Can't say I've used one but I'd be interested in it. I like to keep myself at the forefront of weapon technology.

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[this_is_keron]

I'm not surprised you haven't used one before if you're from Pekopon.

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[sneakthatshit]

I've seen them on large robots. Just not in man portable sizes.

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[this_is_keron]

We had them in portable sizes where I come from. Just not the model I turn into.

Video -- Awesome journal name!

[nofarplaneyet]

Well, we do have a few gun weapons around here.

Video thanks

[sneakthatshit]

Good to hear. From the way I was being told, there were a lot less than there were blades.

Video

[nofarplaneyet]

That's generally true. I did try resonating with a guy named Matt. Turned into the oddest gun I've ever seen.

Video

[sneakthatshit]

Right. I talked to him. Some kind of wormhole gun.