[Text] Letters to Betty ; 7th June || FILTERED FROM TROLLS

[bowdown]

My dear Death City.
I come to you today to announce the release of Betty Crocker Cookbooks. You may find a vast selection, but it's important to point out three special cookbooks recently released.
 

»Tastes of the universes: With recipes gathered from many different guests who were the inspiration and also the judges of each dish, you can find many different recipes in this book and bring a bit of your Home anywhere you go.
»The Flavors of Alternia - Specialty Food: The first cookbook that collects authentic recipes from the Alternian cuisine. Trolls gladly share the secrets of their culinary with you and in hopes to offer you a gateway to what is one of the biggest Empires in troll universe.
»Alternian nights - Specialty Drinks: With this book we welcome you to the rich flavor of Alternian drinks, making this the ideal gift for cocktail lovers and those who desire to know more about Troll culture.

I wish to mention a new Affiliation with Miss Tohno's dinner. Betty Crocker will be providing an exclusive menu to the dinner, that can't be found anywhere else in the city. Remember that each cake is created with the best ingredients and the best combinations of flavors, and Tohno's dinner will be provided with exquisite cakes never tasted before.

For those who are interested, Crockercorp offers employment opportunity as well. If you are interested in working with Betty Crocker, do not hesitate to contact me. Bakers, cooks, chasiers and janitors are the open positions.

Finally, some of you have shown interest in cooking classes before. While it's still under discussion, I would love to hear your feedback. How many of you would be interested in these classes and what you wish to learn.

Thank you for your time and please, do not hesitate to ask any question you might have. I deeply appreciate your help. For it, I thank you.
Cordially yours,

Betty Crocker.

[ Private to: KERORO ]
Sergeant Keroro, if you have a moment, I would like to discuss something with you. It has come to my attention Death City seriously lacks social gatherings. Galas.

I understand that war and the recent issue with the natives may make this rather difficult, but I also believe it's necessary to take a deep breathe and relax. Considering your Café and Metokkori R are so dear to the guests, I believe it'd be quite a hit if you happened to throw one. What do you think about a Summer Gala?