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[Text] Letters to Betty ; 7th June || FILTERED FROM TROLLS

My dear Death City.
I come to you today to announce the release of Betty Crocker Cookbooks. You may find a vast selection, but it's important to point out three special cookbooks recently released.

»Tastes of the universes: With recipes gathered from many different guests who were the inspiration and also the judges of each dish, you can find many different recipes in this book and bring a bit of your Home anywhere you go.
»The Flavors of Alternia - Specialty Food: The first cookbook that collects authentic recipes from the Alternian cuisine. Trolls gladly share the secrets of their culinary with you and in hopes to offer you a gateway to what is one of the biggest Empires in troll universe.
»Alternian nights - Specialty Drinks: With this book we welcome you to the rich flavor of Alternian drinks, making this the ideal gift for cocktail lovers and those who desire to know more about Troll culture.

I wish to mention a new Affiliation with Miss Tohno's dinner. Betty Crocker will be providing an exclusive menu to the dinner, that can't be found anywhere else in the city. Remember that each cake is created with the best ingredients and the best combinations of flavors, and Tohno's dinner will be provided with exquisite cakes never tasted before.

For those who are interested, Crockercorp offers employment opportunity as well. If you are interested in working with Betty Crocker, do not hesitate to contact me. Bakers, cooks, chasiers and janitors are the open positions.

Finally, some of you have shown interest in cooking classes before. While it's still under discussion, I would love to hear your feedback. How many of you would be interested in these classes and what you wish to learn.

Thank you for your time and please, do not hesitate to ask any question you might have. I deeply appreciate your help. For it, I thank you.
Cordially yours,

Betty Crocker.

[ Private to: KERORO ]
Sergeant Keroro, if you have a moment, I would like to discuss something with you. It has come to my attention Death City seriously lacks social gatherings. Galas.

I understand that war and the recent issue with the natives may make this rather difficult, but I also believe it's necessary to take a deep breathe and relax. Considering your Café and Metokkori R are so dear to the guests, I believe it'd be quite a hit if you happened to throw one. What do you think about a Summer Gala?

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[This is totally great news.]

I'm still interested in cooking classes. And I've been thinking...

I'd like to learn how to cook for large groups. [Or just one person that eats like a large group.]

Oh, and how much are the cookbooks? [That 'Tastes of the Universes' one sounds pretty interesting.]

[ Wellp, have video. Crazy troll lady with huge amounts of hair and seems to love pink.

At least she will try to sound serious and professional, so there are no fishpuns and ghetto talk. Yet. ]

Thank you for the input. I'm not sure if many are interested, but I would rather teach a group of people to make it easier. Let's see if someone else is interested.

As for the books, Tastes of the universes and Alternian nights are each 10$. The Flavors of Alternia is 15$.

Edited 2013-06-21 14:25 (UTC)

[He blinks a little, caught off guard because... Betty Crocker is a troll? He'd never have guessed in a million years. Now he will forever be wondering about the Betty Crocker of his own world....

But back to business. He remains smiling because she's actually very beautiful, in a trollish sort of way. Kind of reminds him of Feferi, actually.]

I'll definitely want the Tastes of the Universes book. And even if there isn't a group, I'd still like lessons. [You know, from a professional instead of from his friends.]

[ to which Condesce would answer "Most likely I am her too." but that's her just being really cocky and wishing she had conquered more worlds than she already has. ]

Very well, I can deliver it to you, unless you prefer to pick it up at Crockercorp.

[ there is a pause at the mention of the lessons.

Takuto.

Takuto, you don't want to have private lessons with the crazy troll queen.

AND YET SHE REALLY LIKES THE MONEY SHE MAY GET OUT OF IT. ]

Tell me, what would be the best time in your schedule for a one hour cooking lesson? I might consider it.

[But he doesn't know she's a crazy troll queen and she reminds him of Feferi....

Besides, cooking lessons with Betty Crocker herself? It's too good to pass up and his girlfriend eats like a whole men's soccer team.]

Well, the evenings are best, I think. Since I train in the mornings and then I work noon to six. [A thoughtful pause.]

Is there a delivery charge for the book? I'll just come pick it up if there is.

And weekends?

[ of course there is a fee. Condesce smirks, amused. ] Drop by then, buoy.

[ in the end, she did use fishpuns. It's bigger than her ]

[She's going to like the play he's putting on with his friends. It's all about fishpuns. And a princess bride. But also fishpuns.

Her fishy slip-up only makes him grin, because, once again, he's reminded of Feferi. She used to say things like that all the time at 'Drama Glub.']

Weekends are pretty much the same schedule.

A'ight. [ and look, now it's ghetto talk too. At this point, she doesn't even try. ]

Ok, tell ya wat, guppy. If nomoby wants lesson, I give 'em to ya for sum moola, on weekends, probs.

Gotta still check with otter peeps, 'n i'mma let you know aboat dat shit.

[Aaaaand that's the second thing in this conversation that he didn't see coming. It takes a moment for him to actually decipher what she's saying.]

Er. Okay. Keep me posted, then.

[ Condesce is amazing at first impressions, clearly. ]

Also, name's Condesce, by the way. Betty Crocker is ma bidness name.

Alright then, Condesce. I hope I can learn some good cooking skills from you!

[He is so earnest....]

[ poor boy, what are you getting yourself into ]

Ahaha fuck. Like yo spirit, guppy. [ if only her heirs were like that......... ]

I think that's a pretty good idea, actually. But where would you want to have it? There really isn't enough space in the cafe or the shop...

Edited 2013-06-22 04:19 (UTC)

I was thinking by the swimming pool, as matter of fact. It's a nice place and, spacious as well.

Also, I would want the gala to be for both guests and natives. I understand this might be a problem, but if we leave out the natives from this, they might take it the wrong way, you see.

The swimming pool, huh. Sounds like a good idea. I bet we could even get some floating lights for it or something....

And that's fine. Some of my part-timers are natives anyway.

Floating lights is an excellent idea.

I'd ask for Metokkori R to be the host of this event, if that is alright. I can provide with background help, such as catering and pastries, and also provide some money.

I'm fine with it, but why don't you want to be host? It's your idea after all.

Among the guest business, I believe Metokkori is one of the most popular, more-so than mine. Not to mention, Crockercorp is known for its cakes and baked goods, and I fear people would mistake the Gala for a cake event.

I do, of course, plan on leaving my presence known, with the cakes I will provide. But I don't think that my name alone would be enough to make the Gala a hit.

[ all this not to say: trolls know i'm a psycho and would probably ruin everything ]

Well then...why don't we just co-host it?

Thank you for your concern, but it's better this way. Besides, if Metokkori and Hikan café become even more popular, it'll only help my business, since I provide you with cakes. And it'll, of course, help you too.

Well....if you're sure.

[Although he'll probably still mention her name at the Gala at some point. Because she was helping and while he had no qualms taking all the credit most of the time, it just didn't feel right here somehow.]

Quite.

I was thinking of contacting the Watch and several guests that might help us with the Gala. What do you think?

Sounds good. The more the merrier.

Perfect, then.

Would you like to add anyone else in particular?

Well, you could ask the guys over in Yesterday's Magic too.

Good idea.

I will talk to them.

That's it for people I think you should add. I'll let you know later if there are more.

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